Man pleads "No Taste" for breaking into Miley Cyrus House

Rusty Edward Sellner broke into Viley Virus's house? He'll be sentenced on APRIL FOOL'S DAY?

Rusty, you were caught. No question about it. What you need to do is not plead "No Contest" but plead "No Taste."

Tell the judge that you should be acquitted by reason of insanity.

You either THOUGHT there was something worth stealing at Viley's apartment, or you have "No Taste" in clothing, art, music or anything else, and therefore can not be held responsible for your actions. You are INCOMPETENT.

Christ, since her money is either in her bank or rolled in a tampon up her snatch, WHAT did you think you'd find at her place that could be pawned?

A giant dildo?

Heavily stained clothing?

Gigantic bottles of mousse and hair dye?

Take a look at that photo, Your Honor. Viley Virus is one of the ugliest little pugs on the planet. She is the anti-Christ of sex appeal. She has insane eyes, she seems to smear monkey shit over them for eyebrows. She has cum-stained yellow hair with black roots. It's cut gay-guy short, like somebody tried to explain David Bowie 1972 to a blind barber.

She has chubby chipmunk cheeks and a weak chin, and a child's nose. She has a crooked mouth and her lips usually seem to have herpes warts on them and her tongue is usually caked over in white slime.

She is flat-chested and flat-assed and if she didn't wear slutty outfits on stage, she'd look like a boy romping around a school playground.

Plead "No Contest" to breaking into her house, Rusty, but also plead "NO TASTE."