WKKK, All Kardashian and Kanye ALL of the Time

It seems like every radio station and TV station has the same call-letters: WKKK.

There is literally not ONE FUCKING DAY IN AMERICA that doesn't feature the latest shit from Kanye West, Kim Kuntrashian, their ugly brat, or one of the other monkeys in the Kardashian-Jenner zoo. ALL the first names of that clan begin with a K. Kris. Khloe. Kendall. Kaka. Kunt. Whatever.

On newspaper websites, you pretty much have almost NO choice besides features about them. Three out of four celebrity stories involve these half-wit no-talents. For example, here's a set of articles to click, and yes, THREE out of the FOUR are about THEM.

I mean this sincerely. If ISIS had walked into the London Daily Mail and shot up the fucking staff, THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN DECLARED HEROES.

Especially if they said, "WE DID IT TO STOP THE NEWS ABOUT THE INFIDEL INANE KARDASHIANS."

People talk about "How can we stop ISIS." I have a better question: "How can we stop the idiot media from reporting ALL KARDASHIANS ALL THE TIME?"

I can't believe that the tabloids and the crappy mags like PEOPLE and US can say, "When we put these jerks on the cover, our circulation goes up." The media just thinks this is what everyone wants to read about. WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?

Note that two of the three articles revel in how obnoxious and egotistical Kanye West and Bruce Jenner are.

Anus-Lips Kanye addressed the latest ridiculous controversy of "Why his baby was crying" at a fashion show.

He said it somehow had to do with HIM!

The truth is that babies cry. This kid barely has a brain. If there was a problem it probably was because she was sitting on Mama Kuntrashian's lap, and the overpowering fish smell was hurting her eyes.

But no, Kanye said the baby cried because "she just wanted people to stop being mean to her daddy."

Yes, clueless egotism from Kanye yet again. He says stupid egotistical shit more often than his douchebag wife fistfucks herself while dreaming about all the other guys she's had before HIM.

Aw, North West is crying about people being mean to daddy? She can't even read.

How about daddy being mean? What else do you call it when you scare the shit out of Beck by acting like you're going to take his award and shove it up his ass? And for what? Because BEYONCE didn't win EVERYTHING?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, then I must say that BEYONCE is no more talented than Shitney Houston was. She's no more talented than Rihanna. Or Alicia Keys (the chick Bob Dylan was nuts over). Frankly, they all sing alike and look alike. But in Kanye's warped world, "artistry" means a black woman putting twenty extra syllables into every line of a song.

The Jenner story is another case of mammoth, stomach-churning ego. He KILLS a woman and he's out playing golf? And blaming the victim?

He's been photographed driving while on the phone. He may have been texting when he slammed his car into the car in front of him and sent it careening into oncoming traffic, causing a woman's death.

Yet this egotistic freak blames the dead woman! No, you're supposed to anticipate that the driver in front of you might stop for some reason. You should be several car-lengths behind, and going at a speed that won't cause you to rear-end the vehicle with such power that it flies into oncoming traffic.

Bruce Jenner is a murderer and I hope he has his sex change in jail, where he belongs. As amazing as it seems, he's beginning to out-ego Kanye West, and he's become a tackier cunt than Kim Kuntrashian.

Say what you want about KIMYE, and the dopey dollop they brought into this world: they didn't knock somebody OUT of it. Bruce Jenner killed a woman. It's called vehicular homicide. And he's GUILTY. Want me to make a concession for poor Broooos? Call it vehicular homo-cide. Blame it on his TRANSmission.