NY POST juvenile NUTS joke : Children, THIS is the ADULT MEDIA

I'm not a prude at all. I just think that dopey "squirrel and his nuts" jokes barely even belong in David Letterman's monologues.

Dave is a huge fan of them, but I think it's just that he can get a scrotum joke past the censors, and DELIGHTS in it. It's less about the corny pun than fucking with CBS.

The New York Post? What the FUCK:

How do you explain to a kid in school that HE isn't allowed to curse, be rude, or say stupid tacky things...when THE NEW YORK POST does a "freezing his nuts off" cover?

Can you imagine what would happen if you walked into class and told the teacher, "Wow, I was freezing my nuts off out there!"

You'd be in the principal's office.

I'm sure THE NEW YORK POST assholes just think it's another "ha ha" headshake moment for a newspaper that prides itself on being tasteless. As Madonna used to say, "I'm no role model, it's up to the PARENTS to explain what I do." So it's up to the PARENTS to explain to kiddies why it's ok for THE NEW YORK POST to run a dopey, crude headline but THEY shouldn't use such an expression.

I wouldn't expect ANY person of quality...a doctor, a priest, a teacher...to smile and say, "I was freezing my nuts off out there." But I guess I should expect it from THE NEW YORK POST.

They sure have balls.