Viley Virus, who has already toyed with dildo fun on stage, and "twerking," now thinks looking like Billie in Hitchcock's "Frenzy" is sexy.
Yes, I'm sure many would love to strangle this idiot bitch, but they wouldn't find it a sexual turn-on.
"Porno chic" has always been pretty obnoxious, a very phony attempt at summoning up the "decadence" that was so much a part of some "bohemian" circles in generations past. Only it doesn't work now. Racy photos from the 20's or even the Hitler era might seem daringly dire, but to replicate it now is ridiculous. The ladies back then weren't wearing mass-produced elastic suspender belts from Victoria's Secret.
But leave it to Viley to think she can combine her tacky "tongue hanging out" antics with bondage, and come up with something worth watching. Sophisticates know better. Too bad there are so few of them.
Oh, let's note the line about PORN HUB in the final paragraph.
Isn't this one of the many x-rated versions of YouTube out there? Ones that thrive on both copyright abuse as well as self-abuse?
I have to mention that there is STILL an uncomfortable link between porn and organized crime, just as there is between copping an ounce of pot and helping ruthless drug cartels. When you consider that the Mafia was heavily involved in the "distribution" of girly magazines, to say nothing of hardcore porn and adult paperbacks and the rest of it, it's difficult to believe that much of Internet smut ISN'T controlled by the mob.
What's going to happen when Viley isn't getting all the attention she wants, and her pathetic topless pix of her tiny titties go unnoticed while Kim Kardashian's full frontals grab all the attention? It's possible she really WILL dabble in porn, or at least try to shock with a rock video that ONLY can be shown on Porn Hub.
She's still hardly a Porn Nub. Maybe she should ask Bruce Jenner if she can buy his old dick. It might look funny, but already, as a female, Viley is pretty laughable.
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