Sam Kinison - His Ghost Says AIDS WAS SPREAD BY AN AFRICAN MONKEY

Oh. OH. NOW you know.

Before things became "politically correct," Sam Kinison was getting laughs with his outrageous sense of humor. Among his most notorious bits was pointing out Jesus could use his hand as a whistle, and that Ethiopians deserved no pity, just instructions: "Move where the FOOD is! THIS is SAND!" And, oh yes, something about AIDS being caused by a guy fucking a monkey in Africa.

How DARE this guy tell the truth? How DARE people laugh? Critics began to claim he'd gone too far. The backlash against him included Elton John, who was particularly offended that Kinison could tell any kind of gay jokes or AIDS jokes. Sam, a fan of Elton John, was shocked that Elton didn't get it...that Sam was just an equal-opportunity offender.

Kinison's fiery comedy style flamed out, even as he mock-laughed at his fate of becoming "family entertainment" and dropping controversial material from his shows. By the time of his sudden death in a car crash, he was something of a has-been, and his vicious brand of humor replaced by "safe" comedy ala Seinfeld.

For literally decades, Kinison, and everyone else, was blocked in the media from daring to say that AIDS originated in AFRICA. Did somebody fuck an infected monkey or just somehow get infected monkey blood into his system through a cut or bite? That may be subject to supposition. But the fact, ignored because it was deemed racist, is that the deaths of hundreds of brilliant and creative people, and thousands of others trying to live their lives, were all caused by FILTH in AFRICA.

Nobody could even say, "Yes, AIDS originated in AFrica, but the poor Africans, they were deprived by white people of the food, shelter and medical supplies they needed. Blame the whites. Don't discuss how it started, and don't mention gay promiscuity either."

And now, in the fetid year 2015, when ISIS and Procol Harum are running rampant, along with climate change, and it no longer matters how the fuck AIDS started, and Sam Kinison is dead...oh. We're now allowed to say that, yes, MONKEYS IN AFRICA created the plague.

At this point, as is always the case with facts and information that the media refuses to print when the story is hot, nobody much gives a shit now. Few are croaking from AIDS, especially beloved movie stars (like Rock Hudson). Africa? They gave us EBOLA, and Somali Pirates. Procol Harum is raging into more and more towns as we speak. So AIDS is old news.

But there it is. A MONKEY in AFRICA caused one of the biggest plagues of the 20th Century. Meanwhile, people are very mum on Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, and other monkeys who are causing plagues in the 21st Century. Not to mention ISIS and that bunch all over again. "Sam Kinison, you are avenged." Except Kinison is very dead and not about to take a bow and come back on stage to tell more outrageous jokes. Nothing is too funny these says, huh.