Glen Campbell and Joan Rivers fucked by OSCARS on "SICK NIGHT"

OK, I did NOT watch the fucking OSCARS show.

This morning, as if weathering a miserable rain storm, I did go out to check the damage. The news reports informed me that a pair of sickos won "Best Actor" and "Best Actress."

How lovely for them.

It's no great trick to win an Academy Award for playing sick. It's the kind of role where there's built-in sympathy. It's always memorable. Anyone ever heard of any ballet scene except "the dying swan?" Dying people in movies GET OSCARS.

Eddie Redmayne mentioned ALS in his acceptance speech, briefly, and Julianne Moore won for playing an Alzheimers victim. Yes, a momentary "let's remember these are terrible diseases" then off to the OSCAR PARTY.

I was also informed that the fabulous "LADY GAGA" has officially stopped being an androgyne slut, and now knows how to dress, and can sing "The Sound of Music" just as good as Julie Andrews did. First off, to have made her fortune by being an androgyne slut is not forgivable, and secondly, "The Sound of Music" is a shitty song no matter who sings it. Also, if you're wearing a gown that still exposes your ugly TATTOOS, you have NO CLASS. Class was Julie Andrews insisting she was "proud" of Gaga's version. Julie, you'll recall, has not sung in decades. I think it's due to a botched surgical procedure.

But speaking of a botched surgical procedure, it was fatal for JOAN RIVERS. Her death was, along with Robin Williams, one of the major traumas of the year for entertainment fans. Even if you didn't like Joan, you had to be shocked at how easily a minor procedure could be fatal. It was a warning that crappy little clinics CAN KILL YOU.

And yet, the "In Memorium" section excluded her.

"In Memorium" is always the highlight of the OSCARS show, because it gives everyone a chance to sob and applaud. Death is always fun, isn't it? Well, on an OSCARS show, it beats the cheesy "jokes" and witless presenter remarks and the faggot dancing routines and the sight of a vegetable-simian like Jared Leto dressed up in a tuxedo while wearing long hair that even Bruce Jenner would find nauseating.

Who were some of the people we were supposed to sob about?

These included the GREAT BLACK GENIUS Maya Angelou. Nevermind that NOBODY remembers her for anything but her shitty books and her inane platitudes on greeting cards and memes. SHE gets on the OSCAR show and Joan doesn't.

Hmmm, people complained the OSCAR show was "TOO WHITE?"

Also: Geoffrey Holder, who is best known as a stage actor. Aside from being in a James Bond film, anybody out there ever remember seeing this guy in movies?

Who the FUCK is Misty Upham? Who the FUCK is Elizabeth Pena?

The OSCAR show had room to list everyone from fatcat "marketing executives" to any "designer" who ever sucked a cock, but couldn't add the queen of Gay Worship, Joan Rivers? Hey, aside from writing and directing films ("Girl Most Likely" and "Rabbit Test") and acting in several, she was the warm-up to the OSCARS every year with her red carpet show. She invented "Who are you wearing?" She was a force. It would've killed 'em to include her?

Who said "No, we are NOT honoring Joan Rivers" and why?

All it did was give some fresh hurt and pain to Joan's family, friends and fans.

PS, Harold Ramis was missing, too. He was a writer, and also an actor, and one of the "Ghostbusters." That's only one of the most successful films of all time, so successful it's being remade with an ALL CUNT CAST. Yes, the new "Ghostbusters" will be WOMEN. WOMEN! WOMEN! WOMEN! WOMEN!

What was the big whine all during the build-up to the show? It was "it's TOO WHITE" and "Selma" didn't get a nomination for Best Director or Best Actor. Well, the fucking film DID get a nomination for best song.

You don't want to hear it do you? You know what kind of shitty song it had to be, don't you? Something SHITNEY would sing if she was alive?

It beat Glen Campbell's song.

I guess black people yowling about slavery beats an everyman confronting his own death.

At least it does in La-la-land, where the big cry was that "Selma" didn't get nominated for everything.

The "Selma" song was just another typical piece of crap. Campbell's number was stark, well-written, and well-sung. It was memorable.

Glen Campbell is now almost a vegetable. He can't speak. He rarely can understand what's said to him. His wife was in the audience to accept on his behalf. She just went home, because a BLACK had to win. The deck was stacked, because regardless of what the #WhiteOscar hash tag assholes think, the Academy is made up of guilty white Liberals and 95% of the time they jump at nominating anybody BLACK, even amateur Somali pirates in a Tom Hanks movie. Even obese women who've never acted. Even a shitty rap song like "Tough Out Here for a Pimp." And now a crappy, predictable song in a slavery movie over the last gasp from Glen Campbell.

Glen Campbell and Joan Rivers can't talk anymore. The Academy could have spoken for them, but was silent.

PS, one of the many pointless "news" websites (THE DECIDER, a distant cretin-cousin to Buzzfeed, etc.) pronounced host Neil Patrick Faggot as yet another dud. EXCEPT, for fag's sake, they apparently LIKED the moment where he strode on stage in his "tighty whities." Jesus Fucking Christ. On most planets, this would be the "this is why he was a horrible, embarrassing host" moment.)

This is why people hate faggots. Not God. Despite what that idiot Baptist Church thinks, GOD doesn't hate faggots. First off, he doesn't exist.

People hate faggots because, like CERTAIN minority groups, they can't leave it alone. They have to shove it in everyone's face. Like, "YOU secretly like seeing a guy in his underpants. And if you DON'T then you must be a hater."

No. NOBODY should be in their goddam underpants. Would I have wanted to see Ellen Degeneres in her bra and panties? NO. But idiots don't get it. The Viley Virus factor is, "Oh, isn't that OUTRAGEOUS?" No, it stinks.

Likewise, religious maniacs can, like transvestites, DRESS UP all they want. IN PRIVATE. Don't call attention to your craziness in public. That goes for the burka Muslim shit brains, that goes for the pesty kikes in their little Jew hats. That goes for the Cardinal in his silky dress. FUCK YOU ALL. Where, in your holy fucking books, did God say you have to play Halloween dress up every day? NOWHERE. A discrete chain around your neck, with a shirt OVER IT ain't good enough? You want everyone to know your fucking religion? Why don't you also walk around naked? Why don't you give everyone the password so they can see your e-mails and your photo albums?

PS, as host, would it have killed Mr. Tighty Whities Homo to say, "Gee, Joan Rivers was omitted from the In Memorium feature. Well, I always liked her. I miss you, Joan."