Airhead Pamela Anderson leaves Social Media - with NOTHING TO SAY

When did Pamela Anderson EVER have ANYTHING to say?

I haven't seen any of her idiot Tweets, or what her "one million followers" have been following, but I don't think I'm missing anything important.

All the cunt could write, when she announced she was closing her accounts was "Nothing personal."

DUH.

Pam is one of the nicest of the stupid women. She's worked for PETA. She is kind to dumb animals (including her husbands). But at this point, she IS sort of a waste of space, and maybe she has better things to do than be involved with the social disease media. Especially if all they want is to see her droopy flesh in skimpier outfits, and ask her questions about giving Tommy Lee blowjobs and why she keeps marrying Sick Rick Salamoron, a dirtbag who exploited Paris Hilton via self-made porn.

Wouldn't it be nice of ALL celebrities shut down their stupid fucking SOCIAL MEDIA accounts?

Almost none of them use it well, because they're illiterate snots.

The Tweet to be snarky about somebody's dress at an awards show? Say R.I.P. about a dead celebrity because they can't articulate real emotion? Tell the world what they had for lunch?

Woody Allen doesn't tweet and never even appears on talk shows, because he thinks his fans might not be hungry enough to see his films. Everyone knows who Tom Hanks is. If he goes on Letterman or "The Tonight Show" to remind people a new film is opening, that's enough.

Too bad Pam couldn't at least have said, "Hey, go read a book. Get a life." All she could tweet was "Nothing personal."

So goodbye to Baywatch boobie babe Pam Anderson.

"Nothing personal," dear, but reading tweets from a silly aging sex symbol or seeing embarrassing selfies is not essential. Make a decent movie. Get a professional photographer to pose you for PETA. Turn up on a talk show once in a while. That's enough.

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

Honest. I really like Pam, so you can imagine how awful this entry would've been if I didn't!