Be like Bruce Jenner - Looking like a FREAK is Cool!

Have you noticed that women are getting grotesque?

That hideous Versace beast. The "Bride of Wildenstein." Kim Novak.

Not only are older women morphing into monsters, vain and clueless young ones are becoming plastic surgery casualties. They turn themselves into trout-mouthed and Botox-headed caricatures.

So if WOMEN can't look natural via drugs and surgery, transitioning men are going to be even WORSE!

Hey Dr. Jeckyll, stop injecting silicone into your Hyde!

What's the worst that can happen? DEATH!

Take a look at THIS vomitatious pseudo-vaginal vamp:

WHO in their right mind, looks at the mug on this girl-rilla, and thinks, "Gee, this is JUST the person to help me look more womanly?"

The answer...somebody who DIED.

Yes, a ugly greasy womonster named Liborio Ramos killed a what's-it named "Katya" De La Riva via silicone injections.

Silicone injections by unlicensed freaks...that's common enough. The result is usually mammoth ugliness and scars from infections but this time, it was fatal.

Bottom line: BLAME BRUCE JENNER.

Why the fuck not? OK, blame Donna Versace. Wildenstein. Novak. Various Kardashians. Blame the entire warped world that has turned humongous lips, huge Botox'd foreheads and enormous butts into "icons of beauty."

"I'm not just another pretty face" is the phrase of our times! Remember when a woman could be adorable even without a ton of make-up or huge tits? Diana Rigg? Judy Carne?

Just as we've come to accept hideous corpse photos on the cover of every issue of the London Daily Fail, and barely blink at stories about burn victims and other unfortunates, we've come to accept plastic surgery freakishness as "normal." We see so many women with unnatural silicone tits we don't even care. Distortion is the norm.

There was a time, after all, when somebody would've cringed at the sight of Joan Rivers and NOT been able to laugh at her. She remained relentlessly in the spotlight so we all got used to how she looked after WAY too much plastic surgery. Bruce Jenner had ridiculous plastic surgery decades ago, and eventually his growling, "Don't make fun of my face" gave way to shrugs, because people figured, compared to Meg Ryan and so many others, he wasn't that nauseating.

Tabloids hardly even bother with "plastic surgery disasters" photo pieces. Too many "Celebrities" look terrible. The surprise is when a Jane Fonda or Sophia Loren still looks like herself!

Orange is the new black? GARGOYLE is the new BEAUTY.