Egyptian Football Game - Worth Being Burned Alive

Oh, NUTS (hot nuts) to that Jordanian guy set on fire by ISIS.

When you're dealing with a fine, fine religion, ANYTHING can be an excuse for being burned alive. Like a football match.

The Arabs are most certainly outdoing the fans of Manchester United.

You might say that hooligan idiocy is the same all over the world. How nice that "hysteria for a football team" is bound to lead to violence most anywhere. EXCEPT...when did you ever hear of mass murder during a game in Great Britain or America? It seems a little more common elsewhere, huh?

Maybe somebody discovered the ball was made of pigskin? Or somebody thought the shape of the ball was too close to a depiction of the prophet Mohamed? Or it just doesn't take much for sand niggas who already have their brains half-boiled by the sun to go completely bonkers?

Don't worry, be happy. In the future, soccer (aka "football") will simply allow for Muslim culture. If you kick the ball and miss scoring a goal, your foot will be cut off. If you do a header, but the ball gets interceptedyou are beheaded. Your head is then impaled on a stick and cooked nice and slow over the open fire fans have made. Then your face is pushed up against a slicing machine and with some added sauce, the meat is used for gyros to feed several rows of pious Muslims. As in, "If you are especially violent, you not only will get 40 virgins in heaven, but an Infidel Face Sandwich right here on Earth, with a side order of hummus made from scrapings from your mother's soiled underwear.

Let's just get adjusted to this violent world, and accept that a fine, fine religion has its own way of doing things. "Root root root for the home team, if they don't win it's an outrage against The Prophet..."