Luke Berry, Drunken Brit-Shit Fish-Eating Fish-Eyed Fool

What a surprise, a retard named "Luke."

It seems that most people named "Luke" were named not for any Biblical character, but for the lukewarm look on Mummy's face when she saw she spawned a misshapen cabbage-brained pile of crap. "What's all this then," she whined, "did this shit pile come out of my arse?"

Luke Berry thinks that one man's pet is another's...dumbass stupid fucking drunken stunt.

You know the irony, don't you?

If half-witted Luke had gone fishing, landed a beautiful fish, and proceeded to laugh, take out a machete, and chop its head off, THAT would've been fine. Or, NO fine.

In drunken glee, Luke could punt a live lobster up and down the street, throw clams against a wall one after another, or do the Monty Python "fish dance" and slap another drunken lout in the face before tossing the live animal in the trash.

Let's remember the difference here.

An anchovy is for eating. A sardine is for eating. But the same size fish in a pet shop, is a beloved, affectionate pet. Got that?

See what I did?

On principle alone, I'm glad this asshole got fined and banned from keeping pet fish. But by that same principle, I'd ban eating contests because they really are no different from a jerk swallowing goldfish for a prank. Does anyone recall the TV show where contestants had to eat LIVE INSECTS? A certain number had to be swallowed or the contestant was disqualified.

It's very nice that in most civilized countries, you can't buy a cat or dog and then kill it for fun. But you can do that to a sheep. You can behead a goat because of your fucking RELIGION.

When I was more of an anti-fur activist, prone to marching, and rubber-stamping slogans on fur posters and such, I would ask the logical question, "Why do you think it's ok to skin a fox, but not your dog or cat? And what about rabbits? Some keep them as pets, but some wear them as fur?"

Why do we moan about the suffering of a doggie or kitty, and not voice ANY concern over some other fur-bearing mammal being skinned alive? Why is it Asians are considered insane for eating dogs, but we're not, for murdering leopards for a vanity coat, or killing elephants or whales because some idiot thinks grinding up some of their bones might produce a boner?

I'm not talking about vegetarianism. I'm talking about vanity and insanity. I'm talking about abusing animals for NO justifiable reason. Fake fur is just as good as the real thing. You can find other things to chug besides goldfish.

So why do people think that a dog feels pain but a fox doesn't? That a cat is loving and clever and cuddlesome, but...oh, cut the head off a bunny and rip its fur down so somebody can have a hat?

And why does everyone think alcoholism is admirable, and that inane YouTube stunts that involve physical harm and even death, are so much FUN to watch?

You tell me what the line is between what a jerk like Luke Berry does on YouTube and what ISIS does in a video? Aren't they both examples of being heartless, brainless and inhuman?