New Zealand's Steven Joyce Is Reminded : Kim Dotcom's Still Around

Oh, the big hilarious news: a real brave "activist" threw her dildo at a fat stupid very minor New Zealand politician nobody's ever heard of.

And all the little birdies go TWEET TWEET TWEET.

Zzzzzz.

Somebody takes a photo, somebody makes a gif, and all the wanker news jerks (Gawker, Decidr, Online News, Newsypoo, HuntingtonPoo, Bibblewick, YappyDay, Uproxx, Downroxx, Upchuckroxx, Brainfart, Daily Fail) copy it off and use their Twitter accounts to try and get people to read more at their cut-paste-copy websites.

Maybe 1 in 50 will actually bother to explain WHO this politician is, and why some twat threw the dildo at him. PS, acts like this don't change anyone's mind about anything.

Let's give her praise for sacrificing her only companion for her cause. Just what her cause IS, I didn't bother to notice. What could it be? He's corrupt? He's not interested in women's issues? He doesn't like fags? He's for or against a rubber plant in his district?

In the face of things, the message is lost because, HA HA HA, he got hit with a dildo. A big fat old politician. Serves him right.

New Zealand? WHAT goes on in New Zealand that anybody cares about? Nothing, although America would love to get their hands on Kim Dotcom, the Nazi that New Zealand has been coddling and protecting. Dotcom seems to have endless resources to buy million dollar mansions, drive around in fancy cars, and flap his lips at reporters as he explains why copyright is COPY WRONG. And how his lawyers and New Zealand law will forever protect him.

And laughs go on. And on and on. A dildo in the face is just the joke of the day. Notice that one Tweeter who had no wit and just hot-linked to try and get people to his stupid amateur website? He didn't even see that all around him were the actual photos and gifs, and nobody NEEDS to go anywhere to see anything. The monkey (not a journalist, a monkey) just cut and pasted and shouted: "HA HA HA! LOOK..." with a hot link. A real Pulitzer Prize winner.

To paraphrase a "Basket in the Pool" line from Mr. Ochs, "Who was the fool hit the bastard with the tool?" A rhetorical question because it doesn't mean anything. It's just today's pass-around meme or gif.

Nothing matters. Nothing gets done. A rubber dildo in the face of stupidity is a symbol for our times.