BIG BROTHER GOOGLE will make you a STAR

Oh, the cuties at GOOGLE, who love to spy on you with their googly goo-goo glasses, and are literally peeping through your window thanks to Google maps, and who have conspired to link your YouTube and Gmail and Google credit card and everything else to get a better idea of what you do...

...they've done it again!

They want YOU to be a star. Don't they? Amid their complicated tangle of encouraging you to put your picture and real name on your YouTube account, and give them all your personal information to use Google payments, and of course "allegedly" spying on anything you write and any attachment you send through Gmail, they now have some new scheme where they'll take your name and stick it on ads. That should encourage stalkers, bullies and identity theft, huh?

Oh, there's some opt-out, some fine print, but you'll take the word of GOOGLE that they have your best interests at heart?

It's GOOGLE UBER ALLES.