TRAYON the CRAYON apes KANYE WEST and MICHAEL JORDAN - is ARRESTED

We've forgotten about Traaaaaayyyyyvon?

How about a few days of TRAYYYYYY-ON?

The media is buzzing about how a kid who looks like he doesn't have a pot to piss in, walked into a fancy store and bought a $300 belt for his baggy moth-eaten gangsta jeans...and got questioned for it and jailed.

It's hard out there for a black kid. Especially when dumbass white people don't know that fashionistas like KANYE WEST are encouraging them to spend outrageous amounts of money for "Designer" garbage.

We do know that Michael Jordan, millionaire basketball fuckhead, brainwashed his douchebag fans into spending hundreds of dollars on status-symbol sneakers with his name on 'em.

HOW PATHETIC, how damn PATHETIC, that people still fall for "designer name" bullshit...that they have such low self-esteem that they need to show off by wearing somebody else's name on their body, and acting as if having money to waste is admirable and not the sign of the sheep.

TRAYON (rhymes with crayon) is graffiti-scrawling Barney's as a racist store. Every store should let a grungy-looking teenager buy an expensive item and NOT double-check if the credit card is stolen?? There are bodegas that would've done the same thing to this twerp...and probably have...but Trayon ain't gonna hassle the Latino or the Korean about it. He'll profile the rich white store that might pay a good ransom to make the bad publicity go away.

Apparently the sales crew at Barney's isn't up, yo, on how KANYE WEST has talked constantly about buying fine shoes, and designer clothes, and enjoying the "finer" things in life, and helped brainwash dumbass morons like Trayyyyyy-on into thinking that sashaying 'round the hood showing off a $300 belt is impressive. Well, yeah, if you want a mugger to beat yo' ass and steal the belt, Trayyyyyy-on. Who ya gonna sue then? Must muggers don't have a fixed address on Madison Avenue, cheese-wit.

Now we ALL know better, because Trayon got himself a smart lawyer who made front page news out of a mild mistake. It's just like Dopey Oprah overseas, who became enraged that her fat slobby presence and tatty attire didn't impress somebody in Switzerland who didn't recognize her goggly (eyes wide apart) face. All posh stores are supposed to spend their time fawning over any poorly dressed clod who walks in, and in this era of massive credit card fraud and identity theft, simply "trust" everyone no matter how creepy, and eat the loss. Oh, and let's ignore the facts (blacks commit more crime, steal more credit cards, shoplift more) and instead tell security guards to focus their beady eyes and their sneaky cameras on well dressed whites.

Let's all do that. You see three blacks in gangsta outfits late at night...don't cross the street. Because across the street are three middle-aged businessmen in suits and ties and THEY are the ones who'll be more likely to shove you into the gutter for the fun of it, or put you up against a wall and demand your wallet.

Did Barney's follow the right procedure? Of course they did. They see something hinky, and they check on it. Store security holds Trayon the Crayon until his bank can verify that he's for real...and stupid enough to spend $300 on a fucking belt. Stupid enough to think this would impress anyone when he dresses like a piece of shit. What a fucking asshole he is. This is status? A fucking belt that could easily be a knock-off, like a Rolex watch or a Gucci bag??

I got a phone message from my bank (same one that Trayon the Crayon uses) because they red-flagged two lousy purchases I made, for $30 and $40. But I made them within seconds of each other, and hadn't used my card for Internet online purchases in months. Did I get upset that the recorded message insisted I call an 800 number and verify that I made the purchases? Of course not. Internet fraud and identity theft is rampant. It's "procedure" and nothing personal.

Barney's, which says they've had 43 cases of credit card fraud, didn't feel like letting this poorly dressed kid disappear (to hit up other stores in the area) and make 'em eat a potential hundred or two hundred dollar (figuring the mark-up) loss.

The 19th Precinct, who can be very fucking lazy about noise complaints, quality of life issues, and even chasing after illegal panhandlers and pick-pockets who routinely haunt the area's crosstown bus routes, figured Trayon the Crayon should be marked "suspicious" and hauled to the precinct. Guess what. The precinct has a holding cell. And that's where they tossed him. So? There's a snack machine nearby, it's not smelly or full of menacing male rapists and it's not The Tombs. You have to put a person somewhere secure, and you might as well sue Chase for not being able to verify Trayon faster or be willing to accept the loss if he's allowed to skate.

Barney's would've been racist if they called the cops on an Arab, a Jew, a Pakistani...anyone ethnic who was WELL DRESSED and not just purchasing an expensive accessory to wear with tatty clothes and a monkey-moron baseball cap worn sideways.

Trayon is expecting Barney's and the City of New York to crayon a big fat black set of numbers on a check...for his pain and suffering and humiliation. He also wants his 15 minutes of fame, for letting the world know that black fashion is to look like you can't afford pants that don't fall down or that don't have holes, while strutting yo' BLING and yo' $300 belt and $800 shoes. Pardon the rest of the world for not yet realizing JUELZ SANTANA (the hip hop asshole who The Crayon saw wearing this stupid belt) or KANYE WEST are inspiring blacks to waste their money on vanity garbage

Do we NOT know the truth here? That stupid people (of all races) are being brainwashed by celebrities into buying overpriced perfume and cologne and memorabilia and stupid accessories and BLING that is not any better made than ones without a famous name?

Would YOU, on principle, buy a fucking belt for $300 even if you could afford it? You'd have to feel like a fool. A moron. A Trayon the Crayon. I'm not stupid and I don't have low self-esteem. I'll buy quality goods at a fair price. That's middle-class thinking, and middle class logic. Intelligent people know there are certain brands that may not be CHIC but they make good fashion sense and wear well. L.L. Bean would be an example, if you want one. And let's also remember that quite often a "famous name" can be bought out...and you can find it stitched into garments that will fall apart after a few washings. Ever hear of L.B. Evans? Once they were known for their pricy but comfortable and long-wearing footwear...then they were sold. Their stuff is crap now.

Who's to say that a year from now, Trayon the Crayon wouldn't be laughed at in the hood for his stupid belt? "Yo, you got that in Chinatown for $10, right?" Or, "Yo, I bought one of them Ferragamo belts and look, it's like cardboard. Falling apart. They make shit now. I wouldn't be caught dead, or with a cap in my ass, wearin' that crap. It ain't the bomb no mo'."

Can you think of better ways of using $300 than to buy a fucking Ferragamo belt? Right. Taxpayers are supposed to pay Trayon the Crayon because KANYE WEST and P. DIDDY and the rest of them are encouraging assholes to waste their money on phony fashionista foolishness. Can you imagine Dylan or Lennon or McCartney or any of the rock leaders prancing around in fashion clothes and telling fans that they should spend $300 on a belt to show the world how tasteful they are? Even Elton John in his prime didn't suggest that his fans waste a fortune on dozens of pairs of glasses and garish boots. HE was doing it because he was on stage. Trayon the Crayon isn't on stage. What the fuck does he need with a $300 belt? Because he's a brainwashed KANYE WEST fan?

Same thing goes with Michael Jordan, one of the richest bastards on the planet, one who had to get richer by telling ghetto kids they needed AIR JORDAN sneakers at $300 each, or whatever. There have been kids killed for their shoes, killed for their BLING, and who would Trayon the Crayon sue if some black kid from the hood beat the shit out of him and stole his belt tomorrow?

Racism? Barney's is a business. They have tourists coming in who might not dress well. They have poor New Yorkers who might be "slumming" along Madison or Fifth just to look at how the other half lives. Barney's has security guards and cameras and are 'profiling' people without 'em even knowing it. Their mistake was not seeing this trend getting bigger: that black morons aren't just buying Michael Jordan shit to wear in the playground, they're now watching rappers and hip hop jackasses like KANYE WEST flaunt designer garbage that THEY, in turn, must buy to feel good about themselves.

So give Trayyyyyyon that $10,000 out of court settlement ($5,000 from Barneys, $5,000 from the cops at the 19th Precinct, a precinct that does not have air conditioning) and maybe sign this fine-looking fellow to his own "reality show" where he goes around looking like a punk slob while buying overpriced fashionista shit.

Bottom line, the "entertainment" world is encouraging idiots to waste their money...whether it's Bieber or Cyrus or Paris Hilton stinkum in a bottle, or Juelz Santana showing off his Italian-designer crap in Harlem to easily impressed fools, to KANYE crap and JORDAN junk. Now, every store in town will have read the Barney's story, and learned the old truth and the new truth. The new truth is that shabby-looking blacks are dressed that way on purpose and some may actually have money to pay for ridiculously expensive nonsense. The old truth is that lawyers are weasels and if they can play the race card and get their name in the paper and also make some good money for minimal work...they'll do it.