How to Deal with Mormons

Elderly British men who "share" music, or post in forums about how silly it is to complain about "piracy," have such a grand serenity.

They collect their pension, walk the dog, and find that senility is the best tranquilizer.

Best of all, they can even fix their mild and rheumy eyes on Mormons and come up with, by Jove, the kind of logic that defies any comeback whatsoever.

Here, following a few brief remarks about the stolen music, a lovely anecdote...

I'd like to see him try that on MUSLIMS!

Oh, the charm of boot sales, quaint villages, and all the complacency that comes with time and money to waste.

Nothing's gonna change your world, is it, Harry Brown?

"What, what? Was that a film reference? Good heavens, Fawlty, I don't know that film, because there isn't a film version of Spotify yet! Damn fools should get on that right away, it's a cracking good idea..."