Sunday, October 6, 2013

We WILL Hallle BERRY you.

Taking over the front page of CELEB news, briefly...HALLE BERRY?

What?

How is it that a woman who isn't a) under 20 and b) not married to a black rapper, getting news coverage without c) accidentally showing her cooch at an awards show?

OH...OH...of course...We ALL have to see she's a fucking BLOB and has a BABY BUMP...

Even though she already delivered her dollop, let's see that HUGE TUMMY photo just ONCE MORE.

What the FUCK is wrong here...what's this insanity over showing attractive women bloated with a wriggling, grotesque, barely human-looking collapsed load of bones and fat distending her belly?

We don't have enough over-population?

We need to be Halle BERRY'D in more babies? Which signals idiot women to emulate her?

No, I seize the moment to BERRY her, not to praise her.

Every time the papers run a piece on some jerk having a baby (Kanye and Kim and those royal nougat-heads a few months ago) it spawns a bunch of copy-brat idiots to do likewise. Hey, Halle had another kid..why don't WE? WHY DON'T WE BURY THE PLANET IN EXCESS INFANTS and their shitty diapers and their rivers of upchucked Similac?

Why encourage this shit? Where do you think all these people are going to go? You're building high-rise monstrosities to blot out all light and all air? You've got an unlimited supply of fish in the ocean? You've got the idea to create diaper-landfills that will allow people to walk from England to France?

PS, Halle Berry can AFFORD to have another brat. Most can not. Most are gonna do it on welfare and burden the tax-payers.

PPS, on the same page was the story that Halle's got herself a new TV series. Yeah, Halle Berry can AFFORD a fucking nanny to wipe the baby's ass and feed it and all that...but the message that baby-making is glamorous and wonderful means that the scum of the Earth, the idiot lowlife lazy welfare dimwits, will just spawn more noisy smelly monsters who will drain away tax-payer dollars AND annoy the neighbors.

Halle lives in a mansion. She lives in a gated community. Her babies aren't screaming 24/7 right through the apartment wall, or destroying the peace of a park, or blocking everyone on the sidewalk with a fucking pram.

And yes, let's tell the world that she gave birth at 47...after all, women in their 40's and 50's should all get knocked up. Nevermind that they won't have the energy to control their monsters when they get to be teenagers. Nevermind that the remaining eggs at that age are likely to be spoiled, moldy, and full of Down Syndrome.

Anyone who doesn't see the danger of over-population at this point is RETARDED.

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