Dream Vacation: Getting Stripped, Mutilated and Killed by SAVAGE MOB

Amusement...some pursue it like a past generation hunted for the Holy Grail. Not too long ago, a "dream vacation" might be to go to Paris and see its museums and monuments, or to seek enlightenment with a guru in India, or make a pilgrimage to the Vatican in Rome. Entertainment might involve a noble adventure like climbing a mountain. Getting away from it all, at one time, might simply mean 7 days loafing in the sun of Miami Beach or even the Jersey shore.

If you're truly stupid, a vacation might involving taking a cruise ship...even if it involves poisonous food, unavoidably rubbing elbows with loud blobs in louder shirts, choking on the fetid air barely circulating in the cramped cabins, and let's not even discuss the amateurish "entertainment" provided.

BUT...spend a fortune to go to some savage and obscure place where you could get into a fight just by looking at somebody the wrong way? Actually travel from civilization to some strange place where it's all noise, drugs and little police presence? Your idea is to spend good money to live among savage locals who'll damage your property for kicks and very likely rob, rape or even kill you? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I previously reported on the two British do-gooder girls who were taking some combination vacation and "let's teach culture" visit to a muslim-dominated crazy country...and got acid thrown on them.

Topping that story, is this one, involving two holiday tourists who ended up tortured and killed by a jabbering mob. Listen, it's bad enough to be in the wrong part of town in London or New York or Paris, and try to talk or bribe your way out of trouble. But you've got NO chance with the locals who are still dragging their knuckles on the ground and lack opposable thumbs.

These tourists didn't go to Madigascar to visit a lemur preserve where naturalists might welcome them to come exploring. They weren't content with visiting the capitol city of Madigascar which has some civilization to it. No, they headed for a literally God-forsaken place called NOSY-BE.

Right, be nosy, go wander around in a place where brainless savages stare with envy and hate in their eyes. Go someplace where retards pridefully protect their dirty little hovels-in-nowhere as if these places contain the jewels of the world instead of dung on a dirt floor. Go where sun-baked brainless baboons don't speak your language and view you as some kind of evil spirit, you with that ghostly white face! Go someplace where there's no police and not even other tourists to help you.

So...this French guy, who has a teen daughter back home, gets accused by some ooga-booga of being either a pedophile or a paedophile and attacking a missing boy. (I'm not sure which spelling they use in NOSY BE, or they're so illiterate they just draw a stick figure with a little dick). Some monkey brat's disappeared or dead, and the apes jump to the conclusion that a white devil had to have done it.

You know the savage mind: attack! Yeah, attack someone minding his own business. They go after him, stripping him, sexually mutilating him, and ultimately throwing him into a roaring fire. Yum yum...what did they do next, have a ball? Or both of them? Roasted and then coated with probiscis monkey snot? They went after the only other white male tourist around. Seconds!

And you see a picture of the body in the fire...because EVEN A POOR SAVAGE DUMBASS OWNS A CELL PHONE CAMERA THESE DAYS!

I guess they ran out of tourists after that. No wonder white meat is so hard to find in Madigascar. Soon there won't be any lemurs either, or probiscis monkeys, because the selfish stupid savage natives don't respect their environs or appreciate wild life unless it's cooked. They'll strip the forest and kill the animals and then start pirating any passing ships demanding millions of dollars. All because they won't stop being lazy, stupid savage violent bastards.

There are enough insane hot spots in the world. There are insane hot spots even in the cities and suburbs of civilized countries. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, when you need to leave a civilized country and go off to where religious fanatics and savage dumbasses make up MOST OF THE POPULATION?

So what can the French envoy say about this? Go up to the chief native and say "I want an apology?" You do not get it, Monsieur Pussy.

Amusement-starved fools have to spend a fortune for an appointment in Samarra? (If you are a savage moron and don't get the literary reference, Google the country name and add John O'Hara, and consider that reading also beats going to Nosy Be. Travel to an obscure and hostile country is NOT entertainment, it's SUICIDE. The world is getting more dangerous all the time as the proliferation of religious fanatics continues...as well as the overpopulation from mindless neanderthals who have nothing better to do than fuck each other's mother daughter or cousin or a helpless arthritic warthog that couldn't run away fast enough. Stay the fuck out of Africa, out of South America, out of mad mad Madigascar...unless you've got a guide with you who knows what he's doing and is carrying more automatic weapons than James Holmes in Colorado. In fact, stay out of Colorado, too. And Mississippi. And a Carnival Cruise ship. And if you value your health, Dunkin' Donuts. The list goes on!