Ay, Low Class Staten Island slob "JOEY SALADS" joins YouTube to Mock Christians

Ayyyyyyyyyy. Lookit meeeeeee.

I'm JOEY SALADS! Ha ha! Got that? Ya know, the MAFIA nicknames their wops that way. So me, a typical Staten Island Italian asshole, I'm JOEY SALADS. As if I ever eat salads! Ayyyyy Olive Garden pasta all the way! And Papa John's PIZZA topped with MEAT and CHEESE and no veggies!

Lookit, I got meeeeeee a write-up! That helps meeeeeeee use GOOOOOTUBE to make thousands of dollars!

Shall we pause?

JOEY SALADS figured that right after the worst Muslim Psycho attack since 9/11, he'd post his idiot video AND MAKE MONEY.

When the reaction was NEGATIVE, he tried the hack comic's defense ("Too Soon?????") and then the hack Liberal's wimp cop-out: "I wuz trying to open a dialogue!"

Right. Oh my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, isn't it a SURPRISE that if a Jesus Freak shouts "Praise Jesus" and tosses a suitcase down, it doesn't get QUITE the shock and horror of seeing a MUSLIM do it while shouting "Allah Akbar?"

What kind of fucking dialogue are you giving us, Joey Shitbrain?

That we stereotype monsters we KNOW are dangerous?

Jackie Mason had a very good routine about this. He said that ethnic stereotyping...MAKES SENSE. You see three schvartzes (blacks) coming toward you, and you cross the street. You don't do it if you see three Jewish accountants.

Considering that in the 21st Century there have been dozens of horrific assaults by maniacs in Muslim garb and NONE in Christian garb, then why the surprise that people flinch over some Arab who could very likely be a terrorist? Might as well express shock and indignation that someone dressed as a rabbi, an Amish preacher, a drag queen or Mr. Peanut doesn't scare people too much.

PS, JOEY SALADS, does it surprise you that people might think you have a relative in the MOB? THE MAFIA? Or your uncle owns a Pizza joint? That they don't figure anyone in your family is a scientist or a scholar?

Back to the guy who made money off GOOOOOTube because he knows that if he does something in bad taste, idiots will watch it and send links to their friends just to complain about it.

There's your fifteen minutes of fame. Guinea pig. Wop asshole. Breadstick dildo boy.

Tell the world that you're noble, and everyone is stupid and illiterate for NOT understanding that you're really a liberal and schooling people on the folly of being considered about babbling Muslims running wild.

Meanwhile on every fucking subway in the city (the trains go to the 4 normal boroughs, NOT to Staten Island) there are signs showing a suitcase lying on the ground. Slogan: "If you see something say something." JOEY SALADS would disagree: "Ayyyyy, leave the suitcase where it is. Don't be silly enough to think it might contain a bomb. Ayyyyyy, it probably contains a take-out order of scungilli! Ayyyyy, love me some scungilli! Ayyyyy ayyyy Allah Allah Allah! I'm Cool JOEY SALADS, everybody!"

Enjoy your GOOOOOOOOtube money download to your wank account.

And by all means, pretend that the worst borough in NYC, backward asshole-filled Staten Island, is where sensitive people live, who are deeply concerned about their Muslim brothers being unfairly stereotyped.

By the way, the always-Republican Staten Island is where most any Muslim is likely to get beaten to a pulp just for moving into the neighborhood.