Thursday, June 16, 2016

YEE HAW! We gonna git that Toddler-Killin' Gator, DANG!

The latest out of GUN-HAPPY Florida, is they want to KILL THEM GATORS!

Well, that'll make a pleasant change from the killing of a screamy ex-"Voice" contestant and nearly 50 Latino gays.

They already killed five gators, and they wanna kill more.

Why?

One of them GATORS killed a little boy. And ya know, that GATOR musta done it deliberate-like.

I didn't bother reading the sob story about the little brat, but it seems like he and his idiot family went to a Disney theme park that had real live gin-u-wine GATORS to look at. And, by golly, the toddler done toddled a little too close, and the gator snapped him up.

Since nobody could find the kid OR the gator for a while, the redneck assholes began shooting gators. Then what? Pulling their guts out to search for the missing brat?

Ultimately the kid was discovered quite dead, but undigested.

But is that good enough? HECK FIRE, HELL NO! Let's go KILL GATORS for REVENGE!

The stupidity here was so great, that our old friend GERSH KUNTZMAN of the Daily News even ran a rather salty column wondering why the hell all those animals were killed.

You create a fucking theme park, you put wild animals in it, and you expect those animals to BEHAVE when they have a chance to get an unusual meal?

WHAT did the alligators do wrong? The blame goes to the idiot parents for not supervising their brat (let's not forget the dead gorilla a few weeks ago) and/or the zoo itself, for not putting a proper distance and protection between the wild animals and the human scum that come to squeal and jeer.

And people wonder why there's so much violence in the world? Here's a bunch of people who should know better, and they're going on a gator-revenge hunt to exterminate wildlife. Because it's there.

How about you white trash redneck Christian hypocrites just get the fuck out of FLORIDA? It's barely tolerable during the winter months. Anyone who is there THIS time of year DESERVES THEIR FATE: eaten alive by gators or insects, or burned alive by the sun.

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