Daniel Titley's TIT DARKENER Campaign

Yes, we all remember Mr. Self Entitled.

Titley went on the Internet's Indulgent Mum, KICKSTARTER, whining about the most important thing in the world: colourising an old movie.

Never mind that the colourising fad rightly disappeared THIRTY years ago. But you know Millennials, they don't know or care about ANYTHING that happened before they were born, and think they know it all.

Titley wanted £17,000 to fuss with a public domain movie nobody cares about, and which already got a beautiful double-DVD restoration THE RIGHT WAY from KINO.

Now? There's a new project.

Daniel was inspired to create a prototype of the TITLEY TIT DARKENER.

The white race is in decline. Whites need to camouflage themselves in these increasingly hostile times when "people of colour" are raging and being violent toward them. A hummus-colored Muslim tan could be the difference between life and death. Turning a shade of Nigga might not be bad either. Pudgy E.L. James is working on a new set of illiterate sex books called "50 Shades of Shit," to be made into a movie starring Sienna Miller and Bobby Brown.

Daniel has lowered his asking price on the Titley Tit Darkener to an oh-so reasonable £7,000. PS, it also enlarges tits. He must've put some on his dome because he sure has a swelled head.

For a fiverrr, you get a flat photo of Shauna Cuntwell's flat chest. For a tennerrr, you get ten of them. For a hundred, you get a DVD of "Phantom of the Opera" with red and blue tinted cellophane to put over your TV screen. (It's a reminder he MAY bring his idiot colourising project back!)

For five hundred, you get a photo button of Daniel with the slogan, "Stop Making Fun of My Last Name." And for a thousand, you get a free psychiatry session to have your fucking head examined.