Oddball Tom was quite a peculiar sort of freak. He obviously LOVED attention, and could only get it by altering his boring, skanky, spindly body with leopard markings. And yes, he had his teeth fanged.
Yet, he lived in an obscure location in Scotland somewhere, as if he was some actual rare animal that can only be spotted (har har) after an exhaustive and expensive expedition.
He was proudly "recognised as the most tattooed senior citizen." Until today. The fucking moron finally dropped dead, 14th June 2016.
Did he harm anyone with his inane fetish? Yes, he hurt many eyeballs. He raised a lot of blood pressure, with his stupid photos being in the papers all the time. He also encouraged MORE idiots to be attention-seeking dung heaps.
So no, morons with tattoos are far from an endangered species, even if THIS travesty of feline beauty is finally dead.
PS, today marks the extinction of the Bramble Cay melomys. Due to rising tides flooding its habitat on the Great Barrier Reef island between Australia and Papua New Guinea, there are no more of these little creatures for us to marvel at.
ASSHOLES would say, "Oh, so what, there are plenty of other rodents, har har." BUT...the rising tides were caused by climate change, so, according to scientists, THIS marks the very first animal destroyed by man-made pollution.
Perhaps some idiot will go in for thousands of dollars in hair transplants and become "TOM MELOMYS." Wouldn't that be nice?
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