Gooker Gets a Gig at a Doncaster Mall

While waiting for some ham-faced club owner in Denmark or Norway to book him and his cover band, Mr. Gooker has taken some solo gigs.

The money isn't too good, as nobody knows his name or recognizes his face. Also, a lot of people truly are afraid of his association with Boko Haram.

Still there'll be more!

At first, Gooker claimed he was being PAID to attract attention to the store. It was pointed out that a) his bawling was not conducive to SLEEP, and b) the SLEEP store was OUT OF BUSINESS.

"Well, yes," he admitted, "They hired me and the very next day no customers came in, and they declared bankruptcy. I just hung around to make spare change. I sing a medley of my hit. I shout it over and over."

He gets more dirty looks and bewildered grimaces than coins. Some of the coins are hurled with great velocity, and aimed at his head.

However, an agent who happened to walk by is thinking of signing him!