Hey Hey, We're the MONKees!

People say they Monkee around.

But they're too busy swindling. And Bill De Lousio can't be found.

Are you surprised? Not a lot.

With Bill DeLousio as mayor, things have gotten more lax-ative. Shittier.

As if the Millennials and Muslims and Mexicans and Bathroom Trannies aren't doing anything they please, the prime tourist areas of NYC are now in WORSE shape than ever.

Back in the day, Times Square had a bad reputation and tourists knew better than to wander toward 8th Avenue where the whores were, or 42nd Street itself with its porn shops and bums.

Now? All over Times Square idiots in costumes panhandle and bother tourists, and these fucking fake Monks go around pestering as well.

Any other major city have this kind of crap going on? Here, Big Stupid Bill figures everybody should be able to do anything.

The keys to this article are 1) panhandling is legal and 2) "aggressive" panhandling can't be handled by anyone but the cops, who grunt "we got better things to do" and hang up the phone.

Anyone with common sense would say that in the 21st Century, professional panhandlers should be taken off the street. If you need money in an emergency, ok, maybe. But if you're out there every fucking day, you're just a bum.

This applies ALL over the city, too. Even in a calm, decent neighborhood, there are "regulars" who make a pleasant walk into a fucking gauntlet. They will either stand on a street corner and be a nuisance, or sit against a wall or on a convenient public sidewalk bench, and mewl, "Spare a dollar? Have a blessed day."

Every blessed day. You want to kick pests like that in their blessed crotch.