DROP DEAD?
Oh, no, be a ZOMBIE at the GASSED & BURIED FESTIVAL.
He joined CHRIS MARTIN on STAGE!
And rivers of piss came flowing down the legs of silly women, creating a sludge not seen since the mud of Woodstock generations ago.
Meanwhile, in a drunken stupor in Denmark somewhere, 71 year old Bury Gooker mutters, "...with my great webmaster handling publicity, and running that influential high traffic website, why wasn't I invited? Do they think I was gassed and buried 40 years ago? I'm still alive, I think..."
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