Conspiracy Shit-Brain Chipper Jones and his In-Bred Maniac Followers

What do you expect when "Chipper" Jones, redneck retard, jumps at some garbled remark about Sandy Hook and starts tweeting "HOAX!"

Of course...assholes stubbornly believing HE is telling the truth. Oh, poor "Chipper," he's being flogged by the evil Jew-run media (and Brian Williams, honorary Jew, I guess).

In a sane world, a jerk like "Tom Kellum" would BE watched by the FBI, and his paranoia would be justified. But instead, he's rightly considered just another spoiler, another toilet-bound turd-brain who stalks comment sections of newspapers to spew is zany rage and trot out his horse's ass ignorance:

Just how old IS Chipper Jones? How long has this moron been on the Internet? Whatever the idiot story, haven't you learned by now to CHECK SOURCES, and go to reputable websites to see what THEY are saying? If it's old shit, don't you go to Snopes? WHO THE FUCK starts tweeting idiot shit based on what a friend says, a jerk in a forum writes, or what you heard in the crevices of your own warped skull?

The sad part is that jerks like Kellum are far from silent, and while their brains are far from their heads (mostly in the anal tract) what they do is hurting people who are already in pain. I refer to the victims of Sandy Hook.

Cristina Hassinger, is 30, and her mother was killed by psycho Adam Lanza, the autistic monster spoiled by his own (now dead) mommy-poo. Tweeted Cristina to "Chipper" Jones: "I'll show you my mom's clothes riddled with bullet holes.”

Maybe "Chipper" the Dip would believe the bullet holes are real, and that maybe, just maybe, the government isn't "lying" about everything, just to keep white trash crackers down. But a fuckwad like "Tom Kellum?" Nope. He'd just sneer that the bullet holes are fake.

That's the maddening thing about Muslim fanatics and white trash loonies and Republican-Skinhead-Tea Baggers. They will NOT listen to reason, because they are crazy. How crazy? "I'm not taking those meds, they might make me say crazy things" crazy.

Cristina explained her tweet: "For more than two years now, my family and the other families of Sandy Hook have been dealing with conspiracy theorists. They harass us, saying it was all a hoax. They accuse us of being in on the hoax a lot of the time. So it’s really so disappointing to see someone who is supposed to be an American role model, come out and promote the Sandy Hook hoax theory.”

Cristina's quote has been published in the Daily News. Theories about Sandy Hook being a conspiracy? Maybe crayoned on a roll of toilet paper someplace.

It is truly scary just how many thousands of UFO nuts and religious fanatics and "Conspiracy Theory" jackasses of all types, are on the loose. If "Conspiracy Theorists" were right, we wouldn't hear from them, because they'd all be locked up in an asylum where they belong. But they're wrong, so wrong, that people figure the best thing to do is let them cry and rage in a comments section, since it probably keeps them from choking babies and setting fire to minorities.

Thanks, "Chipper Jones" for being the poster boy for redneck mental illness. Go sign some baseballs for your retarded fans who will then chip their teeth trying to eat them.