Redneck Retard CHIPPER JONES: "Sandy Hook a Hoax"

What do you expect from a redneck moron who calls himself "Chipper?" A guy who played for the disgusting Atlanta BRAVES, a team that rallies its retards with stereotype Wild Indian warpath music and encourages shit-brain fans to stand up and do the "tomahawk chop?" Yeah, they stand up and torpidly rock an arm up and down as if they're going to KILL somebody with a little ax, while making "ung...ung...huuuya huuuuya" fake Indian noises.

Chipper Jones is, quite simply, a disgrace to even the worst white-trash inbred Southern scumbags of Georgia.

These fuckheads are so dangerously ignorant that their spare time is spent fucking obese women, drinking beer, shooting guns and speeding down the highway flattening possums. If they read, it's only tabloids and insane shit in crazy-fuck internet forums.

Chipper and his idiot brethren repeat their dumbest fantasies about UFO's and government conspiracy and President Blackie.

This is what East Coast and West Coast intelligent people have to deal with: the cancerous chasm of crackpots that infect most of the South and up through the inane "Bible Belt."

WHO in their right mind would doubt that the fucking massacre of children by an autistic gun-nut took place? Oooh, CHIPPER JONES would. The jock retard of the South.

Somehow he instantly believed what some other fool told him ("I read it on a BLOG, Bro!")

Nevermind that such a hoax would have to involve dozens of grieving families, and a conspiracy from every major network and newspaper in the country.

Scary, isn't it? Scary what an idiot savant who could play baseball believes? And TWEETED to his retarded followers? How irresponsible is that?

Now think of all the other jackasses in the South, whose jobs involve essentially the same kind of manual labor as brain-dead "Chipper" Jones? Is it any wonder that America is loaded up with hillbilly car mechanics and cotton pickers and toilet bowl makers on an assembly line who think aliens are buried in Roswell, and Jews run everything, and the government can fuck with anyone's brain via shortwave transmission?

Why instantly believe ANY piece of shit somebody tells you or shows you? What's behind this desire to jump to conclusions and deny, deny, deny the obvious, or to insist that there's an easy scapegoat for any problem?

Thanks, Fart Mind.

Act first, think later.

People are rightly concerned with the ISIS bunch, and all these Muslim loonies who believe an imaginary friend doesn't like to have cartoons made of him. But is anyone pointing out how dangerous Christian fundamentalist jerks are, and the "Chipper" Jones spud-heads who jump at every conspiracy theory?

WHY the fuck did "Chipper" Jones want to believe that Sandy Hook was a HOAX? Why? Because he can't believe Jesus didn't protect little children? Because he loves the NRA? Because he'd rather think he lives in a land where the deck is stacked and all he can do is sit around drinking beer? WHY? WHY BELIEVE IN A HOAX? WHY JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO TELL THE WORLD "IT NEVER HAPPENED?"

JFK is alive in a pickle jar. Six million Jews didn't die in the Holocaust. Aliens are controlling our minds and forcing us to eat too many Oreos and Fig Newtons.

Let me tell you, after reading this shit about a baseball player I always found detestable (mostly because of his stupid name), I am NOT in a "Chipper" mood this morning.