Here's another Asshole

There's a certain type of pathetic idiot who has to find SOMEBODY to call his own.

Not another human being. At least, not one that's alive and responding.

It's a really lame musician, comedian or awful poet or painter. Like THIS God-awful obscure (deservedly) moron who used to (ha ha ha) get bits parts in movies as a plumber or waiter. He'd speak in a stupid Swedish accent. THAT was the joke.

It doesn't matter that this guy gets NO comments (though he wants them desperately). He posts anyway. He goes into forums and Farcebook and all over the Internet banging the drum for a dead man.

The irony is that the dead man is a repulsive 30's hick-idiot with a corny sense of humor...and the blogger desperately in love with him, looks like a homicidal maniac.

This creep (what a face) has plenty of time to kill. I guess we should all be glad he doesn't actually go around killing people. At least, not that we know. Maybe he's got bodies under the floor of mommy's basement.

What do you expect from an arrogant asswipe who is so delusional, he actually titles his blog as full of "shit I feel like writing about."

At least, somewhere in his subconscious (which is located way up his rectum) he knows it's shit.

Right, here's a guy who uses 21st Century technology to scream "Give me the Good Old Days" and his idea of good, is a sap-faced jerk nobody remembers, who spoke in a stereotypical Swedish dialect. Ya, dat's real-a funneeee, ya!

Unfortunately there are other shit-brains who feel sorry for a turd like this, or who are so similar they dare not say anything. So in this "suffer fools gladly" world, these wastes of space ruin any forum they're in, any social media page they've decided to infiltrate.

Whether it's "I've just GOT to post a photoshop of Laura Bush with her "bush" showing" or "I'm a wild and crazy guy who thinks a cannibal named Albert Fish is HILARIOUS," everyone's got to ignore, or say "nice doggie," to the town idiot.

Either that, or risk that the idiot will start stalking everyone, leaving abusive posts, or hiring a hacker to fuck with anyone his paranoid cabbage brain has labeled "enemy." You wonder "where is the mod," but the mod is an even bigger asshole. The mod has actually created a place for retards to dwell. He looks down on all his retarded, autistic and just plain disgusting children, and feels he's a "catcher in the rye" or something. Nevermind that a guy who was fascinated with "Catcher in the Rye" ended up shooting Lennon in the back.

Is it any wonder that intelligent, mannerly people feel alienated? They try out social media and it's a social disease. They offer good insights and get met with hostility and jealousy. A dimwit like THIS guy will interrupt and say "Check out my website, which is really just a shitty free blog," and if you say "don't interrupt," YOU get accused of being RUDE. As in, "why don't you get out of here?"

In a normal world, the mediocre attention-grabbing idiot would hear: "Shut the fuck UP with your inane preoccupation." But in an inane world, whatever the jerk's obnoxious, pesty, totally nauseating grab for attention is, the response is, "Oooh, you're such a VALUABLE person."

This is why "reality show" morons are beloved. In a weird twist of psychology, white trash and low-life idiots in general, get a vicarious thrill when one of their own, a "Honey Boo Boo" or a "Kardashian" gets ahead just from over-eating or fucking black guys with a camcorder runnning.

Yeah, this sullen monster with his fetish for a fruity Swedish dead man? Even his own mother wishes she could lock the door to her basement and throw away the key.