Monday, February 8, 2016

Asshole Phil Jackson: So? Spike Lee can afford Front Row Seats

Sports.

Athletes and their monkey moron managers and coaches and owners have ALL the luck.

Unlike movies, television or music...which can be downloaded so easily the moment they are released, SPORTS is an instant MUST BUY.

People MUST watch the event AS IT HAPPENS, they don't want to download it later when they already know who won.

Assholes rush to fill up the stadium and pay hundreds for the best seats.

Assholes rush to the bars to shout and scream and watch the big-screen TV.

Assholes happily pay huge money for cable TV and even "pay per view" events so they can drink their beer and place their bets and enjoy their homo-esque envy for sports figures.

While few writers, actors, singers or songwriters make even a decent wage, even MEDIOCRE ball players get million dollar contracts.

And some piece of shit who NEVER coached before, got a five year $20 million deal to coach the New York Knicks.

HUH? Don't you think the guy would've been happy getting ONE fucking year for $3 million? With an option for another few? Considering the rate at which coaches get fired, what ASSHOLE would WASTE so much money?

A guy named Phil Jackson, that's who. I guess in his defense, he knows he can afford to throw money around. He can afford to "eat" the contract and pay off the moron coach and get rid of him with 3 and a half years remaining.

WTF. A guy with NO coaching experience gets a five year deal, because in the rich world of sports, where cable companies pay a fortune to broadcast games, and the owners make obscene profits on ticket sales, merch, and overpriced beer and hotdogs, who the fuck cares about wasting money?

Take that little pimple-headed Spike Lee. He'll pay $1000 a ticket to sit and scowl and look worried while watching a fucking game ringside. Same with Jack Nicholson in Los Angeles. Or, it's the accountant or hedge fund fuckhead next to the STAR who pays, while Spike and Jack get comped for their celebrity value. Like: "Let's go to the game, and maybe we'll see a STAR sitting ringside looking SMUG!"

PS, this Derek Fisher jackass not only couldn't coach a rat into eating cheese, he was busy fucking around and nearly getting his ugly lips knocked through the back of his head.

As the NY Post noted, "Fisher’s tenure was marred by an ugly public relations mess in October, when he got into a fight with Grizzlies forward Matt Barnes. Fisher had become romantically involved with Barnes’ estranged wife, Gloria Govan, prompting Barnes to attack Fisher at Govan’s Los Angeles home."

Yeah, an NBC coach is fucking around with an active player's estranged wife, and there's a fight. That's "keeping it classy."

The Knicks fire their coach? How about firing the dope who does the hiring: Phil Jackson? What's so great about HIS judgment when he blows $20 million on a loser?

In other parts of the world, maybe ONE obnoxious egomaniacal fuckhead makes a fortune (Mr. Beckham). In America? Most EVERY member of the team does, and so does the coach or manager. Appeal to the low-life sports fan who HAS to watch that game, and by GOD how the money rolls in.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.