EBAY'S ANIMAL LOVERS

They spend their time digging the guts out of dead squirrels and mice. They contort the corpses into "whimsical" and "hilarious" taxidermy shapes. Maybe they add little props like a hat or a toy cigarette. Then they sell them.

A few just gouge the eyes and flesh away and save the shrunken face or pelt, which "makes a great display framed for your MAN CAVE."

They are...

EBAY'S ANIMAL LOVERS.

Yes, 26 people bought the above taxidermy of a gun totin' squirrel. $200 each. Do the math. Somebody in Armpit, Kentucky or Sadist Gulch, Alabama is makin' a killing. Thousands of dollars just for killing little animals! That's not even work, that's FUN! Yeee HAH!

However let's not single out American rednecks. Some of the finest cruelty to animals comes from Serbia. Romania. Other parts of Europe.

The peasants somehow discover EBAY and go out of their way to create items worthy of Hitler's recreation room. Too bad the postage costs more than the item, like this CHANGE PURSE:

Nice touch, making the change purse RED.

Here's one last creative item.

It was made by a person who actually spends hours twisting a dead rodent's jaws and limbs into eternal poses he thinks are HILARIOUS...

None of the items above are considered "cruelty to animals" or "offensive" by EBAY'S STANDARDS.