Trout-mouth Duckface Chelsea Handler, tired Media Whore

One of the least funny, most annoying, and most pointless of the media whores is Chelsea Handler.

This alleged "comedienne" was "hot" maybe five years ago, for being the next Lisa Lampanelli. Lisa, a waddling stereotype of "dirty broad" comedy, used to bellow about how she fucked "the blacks." Being an ugly fat Italian bitch, this was hilarity. She varied the self-abuse by shouting insults at other D-listers when she appeared on cable TV comedy roasts.

So Chelsea stole Lisa's act. She also kept leering about how she fucked "the blacks." She also offered intimidating "I can't be satisfied" dirty broad jokes, which frightened late night talk show wimps like Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno. Or, they pretended to be frightened, so they could get some "reaction" laughs for themselves.

Briefly, Chelsea parlayed this notoriety into a "why can't a WOMAN be a host" talk show, which flopped because she was so one-note with her "shock" comedy, and filled the stage with faggy yammering sycophants even more brainless than Harvey Fagin Levin's TMZ nerds and losers.

She wrote slutty tell-all books that people stopped buying, and promoted them with constant "I'm NAKED!" photo shoots. In these pix she had all the charm of desperately pushy Kris Jenner, but with the "added attraction" of showing floppy tits that weren't even as appealing as the ones on 69 year-old Susan Sarandon.

Yep, Chelsea Handler, a has-been at 40.

In this ADD world, nobody pays attention to tedious titty-ous twat brains for very long, unless the last name IS Kardashian or Jenner. Chelsea just ignores reality. The oft-handled Handler keeps talking about how she sleeps with "the blacks," and has upped the frequency of her topless and bottomless poses. "OOOOOOOH, looooook at meeeeeeee."

She got so desperate last year she rode topless on a camel. She let the world know she was a Jewwwwwwwess and risking being shot in the head by ISIS. Only ISIS is full of spooked Islamics and they think it's bad luck to shoot a rabid bitch that the Gods have made insane.

It's over, Chelsea. Your brain is warping, your tits are sagging, and somebody's saliva is dripping from your smile.