Ebay goes "Craigslist" with The Usual Dirtbag

He's ba-a-a-a-ck. He's off his 30 day suspension for pretending to be a woman. For selling porn pix in the "clean" section of the site. For offering obviously stolen pix. For sending them by e-mail (too lazy to even print them out, and "digital delivery" is against the rules).

Not to mention the games of "buy it now and you get bonuses" and the nudge-nudge wink-wink idea that a bidder is going to connect with a real woman who might engage in dirty texting (for a fee, and without eBay getting a profit).

Zzzzz. And this asshole wants $14 as a starting bid? For sending a zip file of 20 stolen pix? He hasn't tricked anyone in a long time but he has nothing better to do than keep trying, and making the site look sleazy. Or, sleazier.

There's a section on eBay called "Everything Else" for "weird" and "really weird" items. It's like eBay's version of a funky thrift shop. Go to that category and browse around, and it's almost fun. Who knows what stupid shit you'll find. BUT...it's increasingly being infested by craven jerks trying to sneak "as close to porn" photos as they can, and all kinds of scammy scummy "buy my talisman" "skype with me to learn the secret of life" and "buy my photos" bullshit.

This greedy pig has tried every innuendo, shrugging when he's had the auctions pulled, and instantly putting up new ones. He's tried everything from coy nude shots to blurry ones to innuendo "you WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED" to this new game of claiming he's offering "non adult" images. Har har.

He is running three similar auctions with the same eBay identity but different girlie pix. It seems that even desperate eBay bidders can smell a conjob. They see the same seller ID and realize they aren't connecting with real women, just one stupid pest.

At the very least, who wants to keep browsing the "weird stuff" auctions if it means constantly seeing nitwits pretending to be women with their "Day in my Life" auctions.

Ebay needs to have a "report this link" category for "We are NOT CRAIGSLIST." Meaning, "We do not let sellers play GoFundMe games, ask for charity, sell photos of themselves, or run multiple ads pretending to be multiple people."

Also, "We don't allow sellers to keep "testing" their conjobs, like inserting caveats about how it's "not adult material" or "item will be cleaned before sending" or "attention eBay: I am the copyright owner or it's public domain or I'm just allowed to sell it because I'm self-entitled."

Ebay's excuse is "we're a big site and we can't monitor auctions, so we rely on people reporting them." But what's the excuse for giving an idiot like this a few dozen slaps on the wrist and then several suspensions (a day, a week, a month) while letting him keep playing his games?

Maybe this time Mr. "Day in My Life" fake-slut picture-thief will get the NARU he so richly deserves?