Lazy Ass Daily Snoozers - Melanie Dostis is no "Cuntman"

We're STILL dealing with the Susan Sarandon thing. Er, THINGS??

Like Bowie's corpse, people won't let go of Sarandon's very dead dum-dums. She has big saggy breasts and is a stupid media whore. So? NEXT. If you thought you could stand in line behind Kate Winslet to touch them, two bad.

There's NO question that wearing a blazer designed for a blouse and NOT just a bra was tasteless. Also NO question she did it to call attention to herself and her sagging career.

Days later, some twat named Melanoma Dos Tits is still flogging the ta-ta's.

Jeez, even Gersh Kuntzman isn't writing a sidebar article declaring "Susan's former husband Tim Robbins is a BAD ACTOR!"

Allah Fucking Christ (I thought I'd vary it), I'm so tired of this new lazy trend in "journalism." Instead of being a reporter you're just a compiler. You cut and paste TWEETS. What the TWITTER WORLD thinks is news.

Hacks on these news websites don't even hunt for Tweets from famous people. Now these lazy-ass morons just quote ordinary assholes.

Melanie Dostis was assigned to be lazy? Craig Ferguson is an editor at the Daily Snooze, shouting out his catch-phrase "Check the Tweets"???

Christ Fucking Allah (I thought I'd vary it), if I wanted to read Tweets I'd BE on Twitter, not a NEWS site. Lazy twat Dostis, thanks lots for this shit:

So what's the deal, Melanoma? You're an unpaid intern? So if they don't pay you you're not going to scuff your twat actually WORKING and writing a REAL article or calling up REAL celebrities?

PS, how trite and embarrassing to include a hotlink for some twat named Vicky Jeudy and her "wardrobe malfunction." So? She was tanding around at the awards show getting her picture taken with round-headed ugled-up Leonardo de Crapio and deliberately got jiggy with a nipple? Melanoma, she "suffered" that wardrobe malfunction like Sarandon "suffered" from over-exposing her hapless nose-diving puppies.

Fucking Allah Christ (I thought I'd vary it). The media websites are SO pathetic I'm not sure I even want to scan 'em for FREE. If I want to read garbage from self-important clueless clods I can go to FARCEBOOK.