RIAA: "We Turn Worthless Tin into Platinum!"

The RIAA? They run a website where they pretend to have a working 800 number to report piracy. They have a "report piracy" link where you type in a URL and...it gets flushed into cyberspace. Check "Chilling Effects" and you'll see it's always the IFPI or BREIN who actually send in complaints while the RIAA does nothing. What a bunch of corrupt, blood-engorged tics.

Like the Golden Globe and Oscar and Emmy creeps, they just schmooze their wet noses up the asses of famous stars, and hand out metal trinkets. Why hadn out "Gold" and "Platinum" records when there ARE NONE, just mp3 files?

How about a shiny nose ring, guyyyyyss? Instead of a replica of gold or platinum vinyl, give a gold or platinum nose ring?

Since piracy is so rampant only fatties and fags like Adele and Sam Smith actually sell enough CDs and vinyl and mp3s to be counted, the RIAA is adding STREAMS and other Internet blips and fripps. That way they can give out more "awards" to untalented fools like Kendrick Lafart.

What's the point? Pretending an RIAA ego-trink beats REAL MONEY?? NOBODY is making decent money on streams and Spotify and iTunes sales. If anything, the royalties are much WORSE than they were when the big bad record companies controlled things.

Say, RIAA, how about counting all the illegal downloads? If we're talking about how many COPIES of an album were sold for some chintzy price on Amazon or iTunes (where they sometimes sell an old album as low as $5), you might as well congratulate artists on how many copies were STOLEN. Yeah, STOLEN because YOU didn't file DMCA's and YOU didn't lobby the government to block torrents from showing up on the average dimwit's computer.

The RIAA ranks so far behind the Brits and even the fuckin' Dutch when it comes to supporting copyright, it's just a fuckin' joke. Great, a few idiot rappers and morons like Viley Virus can now scream they are GOLD and PLATINUM artists. More like Fool's Gold and Tin.

RIAA - Rogues Idiots AND Assholes