Sunday, April 10, 2016

Ebay's idea of a Beauty Queen

Oh, Beauty Queen, show us your LOVELY beauty!

Just adorable.

Oh, but we don't merely get to look upon your exquisite countenance. We get to...SMELL YOU?

Sure, we mere mortals have no idea how a woman wears her knickers. You have to show us.

Oh, BEAUTY QUEEN, we're going to spend money to get your "new" underpants, heh heh, but you just happen to be posing like a smelly heifer in a barn full of shit. You just happen to be offering us four "sexy" pictures too (gee, why doesn't Walmart or Victoria's Secret do that), AND the chance to message special "requests."

Ebay admits that they are so short-staffed, especially on weekends, they fail to stop this kind of stinky insanity. How convenient that they also make a profitable percentage on every sale. It does tend to lessen their interest in suspending jerks like this. Thanks to Google and Amazon bribing politicians to keep Internet laws lax, eBay can get away with their "just a venue" status.

Ash, North Carolina. That's where ALL the gorgeous models live!

Oh, BEAUTYQUEEN, can you show us your most beautiful side?

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