The girl did such a startlingly PROFESSIONAL job that brown-eyed blonde haired shaven-twatted Amanda Holden wet her panties. Not her own. The little girl's.
Ttogether they jumped up and down in a piss puddle on stage as a "GOLDEN BUZZER" sounded, putting the little professional ringer into the finals.
Look, "reality" shows are fixed. These "Got Talent" shows are outrageously rehearsed.
The little girl already won "Halton’s Got Talent" and "Warrington’s Got Talent," but let's recall Stevie Starr, "The Regurgitator." His fake magic act has him pretending to swallow coins, goldfish and numbered balls. Straining credulity, Starr will even swallow a lock, and cough it up UNlocked, or cough up the balls or coins in any order requested. Stevie's been a professional for over 30 years, but on "Britain's Got Talent" he humbly alked out as a freak amateur. He's been on tons of Slimy Towel's "Got Talent" shows, in Europe, England and America and NEVER do they mention he's a pro or that he's been on other "Got Talent" shows.
There's too much of this shit to even chronicle. It's all a conjob. I'm sure that includes the Susan Boyle business. There were shots of Slimy Towel rolling his eyes and muttering comments the minute the fat lady came out. Then there were close-ups of him gazing in rapture because...gasp...she could SING...as if that wasn't something he and the judges knew all along from the rehearsals.
It's all very slick. It probably fools nobody. I'm sure the people who love the "Got Talent" shows to the point of Tweeting or babbling in the official website forum, know most of it is fake, just like pro wrestling. They don't really care. They just want some laughs, some good cries, and what's little more than chewing gum for the eyes.
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