Fat Boy Nerd Matthew Keys - Slap Him and Slap Him in Jail

They all look the same, don't they?

They look like they NEVER GREW UP. They are soft and pudgy. They wear little boy haircuts. They are dough-faced and stupid-looking. They are self-entitled bratty Millennials.

And they used the Internet to fuck up other peoples' lives.

Hello, Matthew Keys. Boy, I'd like to punch you in the face. I mean, PUNCH you in the face.

Here's a prick who actually had a JOB in this fucked up economy, and he was such a blubber-load of creep he had to be a brat. He wasn't getting ALL he wanted, huh?

Now he struts his fat ass around because he's got a lawyer by his side.

This snotty slob reminds me of Jared Fogle, the arrogant blimp who was buying teenage prostitutes. Jared could've fucked girls who dressed in schoolgirl outfits or something, but he had to be a true scumbag. Just like THIS character. You see a fat boy like this, and that should tell you something: fat people are usually SELF-INDULGENT. They are greedy. They only think of themselves, and they're so warped they don't even care how repulsive and distorted they are, what parodies they are, how they look more like animals than humans.

They don't care about anything but their own pleasure, their own ego, or in this case, their own revenge if they don't get it ALL their way.

And now Matthew Keys has his lawyer so he can waddle around as if he's ENTITLED to break the law and get away with it.