How FAGS Lick Pussy

I get it. But I WON'T GET IT.

Judging from its stupid name, I'd guess this is a JAPANESE product. But who knows. Whatever obnoxious prick invented the "SIPPIE CUP" may have had round eyes. You know, big wide ones, like Mommy gets when she coos loudly on the bus, "Does Snookums want a SIPPIE CUP?"

I get that the idea here is for a cat loving guyyyy to actually BE a cat. A MOMMY CAT.

"Look, Muffin, here I am, grooming you with my fake rubber tongue, just like my boyfriend fucks me up the ass with his fake rubber cock."

The ridiculous thing is that you can nuzzle your pussy while grooming her with an ordinary brush. In fact it's a LOT easier to do that than to be a ridiculous moron wearing a plastic tongue.

This fucking idiotic item has apparently been shown on moronic daytime talk shows already, and so if it isn't out yet, or there are competing versions, the appetite has been whetted.

At least, for idiotic fags with a fetish for getting pussy hairs up the nose.