Bomb Threat? SEND IN THE KHAN!

Isn't it rich...are we aware?

Frightened of bombs going off...us in mid-air.

SEND IN THE KHAN...SEND IN THE KHAN...

Yes, America's been watching this, too.

Not that this kind of thing is really new. Years and years ago, somebody wrote a best-seller called "Black Sunday," which had to do with a bomb going off at the Super Bowl. But that was fiction.

Now? Everybody is frightened of every "suspicious package" and quite rightly so. People shiver and tremble if a goofy-accented monkey calls up and says, "Infidel, a bomb has been planted!" The L.A. school system was shut down on one of those phone "spoofs."

I like to be constructive, so here's my solution. Don't call for the cops, England. Don't call the bomb squad. Call for your fabulous new London mayor. Have HIM take the fucking package to his house and store it there. It either goes off or it doesn't. After a week or two, he can open it, or mail it to Syria.

Khan is telling the world that his million Muzzies are peaceful. He can prove it. He can tell them, "Any time there's a suspicious package, I'M going to be the one to go get it. Do you want to blow me up? You think I want virgins and goats in heaven instead of being the fucking Mayor of London?"

THAT is the answer.

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