Andrea Finds Fault - With Sluts

The Andreas Fault. "Mystics and statistics" say it will send part of California into the sea after one really good earthquake. Bad idea?

Maybe not, if it wipee out the Kardashians and Jenners.

Andrea Peyser finding fault is generally obnoxious. The horse-faced columnist is conservative AND cold, but she heated up with screed on self-absorbed celeb teases.

Here we go. Too bad she started off with the editorial "WE."

Andrea, "WE" (guyyysss) are not offended by your choice of picture. Well, ok, I'm sick of Madonna's ugly face, but the rest of her was ok, especially for 57. Tacky, but who wouldn't look?

The question isn't why attention-seeking women pose half-naked, but why there can't be some agreement to keep this shit where it belongs? That would be in the pages of men's mags. And in porn that is NOT easy to find for freeeeee and available to kids who simply "click that you're over 18."

Another reason "WE" watch is "prurient interest." When Britney Spears stepped out of that limo with her legs wide and not wearing knickers...everybody wanted to see. Savvy eBay sellers downloaded the picture and sold it at $20 each. It was one of the first and finest "wardrobe malfunctions." Now it's become boring, and usually involves no-name "reality stars."

Let's pause and acknowledge the big reason for hating Peyser. Some years back, she wrote a cold, nasty column about a guy arrested and put on trial for kicking his ex-girlfriend's cat till it died.

She didn't understand what the big fuss was about a mere cat.

She was ecstatic when a faggot on the jury, smitten with this hunky guy, refused to vote GUILTY along with the other eleven.

Back to Peyser, getting it fairly right for a change.

Andrea could've cited many other examples involving Viley Virus, Kuntrashian, and all these nigga bitches cursing and dressing like ho's. It's become a tremendous turn-off, really, but places like the Daily FAIL make a fortune on this shit.

All they do is run the photos and laugh at the insults heaved at the hussies. It's still selling papers and pointing to website traffic; people are watching. It doesn't matter if they're hating these bitches or loving them. The cheap trick of looking cheap in public still gets attention.

There's also millions and millions of stupid people in the world who somehow want to join Instagram to gawk at brainless nobodies who claim to be celebrities, and therefore are.

That leaves the blue-nosed brigade and the green-eyed jaded to go watch wholesome Shirley Temple movies, or simmer with Rita Hayworth and Brigitte Bardot on DVD.