Monday, May 9, 2016

En Nueva York, Habla Espanol!

I'm translating:

"Hey, Whitey, I came to your country and I'm not speaking your language. Try and do something about it and I'll sue!"

How's that for gratitude?

You expect arrogant shit like that from some obnoxious peon, maybe. Some gruesome pinhead with a brain like a mango. But a lawsuit has just been filed by...a COP. This LATINA is claiming somehow that her "CIVIL RIGHTS" were violated because SHE wants to speak Spanish whenever she likes. And, surprise, its actually against NYPD rules.

People wonder why there's xenophobia?

It's simple, ASSHOLES, it's because today's immigrants aren't like your parents or grandparents or great grandparents. They are going to either a) refuse to speak English and be clannish, secretive and obnoxiously demand the government provide everything in THEIR language, or b) they'll start killing people.

Es VERDAD?

Nothing pisses me off about hummus-faced people more than NOT SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE. This is followed by their crappy music, stinky food, and dozen screaming brats festering around. They're usually pretty ugly, too.

This kind of thing does test any Liberal who only wishes to love and be loved in return. Yes, your Nature Boy is NOT anti-immigrant if you come here and SPEAK THE FUCKING LANGUAGE (El Lingo Fucko). (And, of course, don't kill people). Is that really asking so much?

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