"No, I wasn't named after the arrogant eBay program "VeRO" where, instead of demanding their sellers prove they own copyright, they burden the copyright owners with surfing their site.
"I'm just one of hundreds of twats who like to cover Taylor and Ariana and all the droning tuneless cunts. Also a fag or two like Sam Smith. Like, it's what I do, know wuttum sayin?
"See that? A big, BIG nearly 2,300 views! I know that doesn't even get me monetization money on Gootube, but I'm still quite a star, right? Eat your shaved twat out, Cuntwell! You are NOWHERE NEAR MY NUMBERS!
"That's all I wanted to say. It's just a reality check to her, since she's all over this blog! Remember, bitch, you're off-key and self-absorbed and stupid, and that means yer NOTHING SPECIAL ON GOOTUBE! You compete with chicks who are being obscure, relentless and idiotic, or being delusional, plain-looking and going nowhere!
"Supply and demand? OK, people can actually watch all the Taylor and Ariana "licensed" and bootleg clips they want. Being curious and actually clicking some amateur doing a "cover" is more out of morbid curiosity.
But if you are a true cunt, and if you have a stubborn sense of self, and nothing better to do while the Preparation H kicks in and your boyfriend smirks about making you take it in the ass "just for birth control purposes," why not make these cover version videos??"
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