Judge BRIAN MAY you find PEACE & QUIET

Oh, the rich man's lot is NOT a happy one.

Sad but true, many stars who live in posh areas find TROUBLE IN PARADISE thanks to NOISE.

One old example: Johnny Carson was disturbed by neighbor Cher's barking dogs. You can spent 10 million on a home and a stinky dog some jerk found in the street can bark its guts up and you can hear it a mile away.

In any congested city area, yes, selfish rich-bitches and dickheads LOVE to renovate. They go off to their posh country home or their villa, and come back a few months later after the noise is over.

I feel badly for Judge Brian May. He IS a judge, isn't he? That's why he wears that judicial wig?

The man speaks out against fox hunting. He's on the side of animals. That makes up for being in a pretentiously stupid band for 40 years, now fronted by a screaming fag.

There's simply no civility in the world. Why, there are even bloggers who curse and make nasty remarks about screaming fags.

A man of Brian's sensibilities should probably, as Spike Milligan oft-suggested, "live out in the country." But living out in the country can mean annoying cricket noises and birds chirping and that one fucking dog yapping all day and night from miles away. You also won't get many visitors if it takes them an hour or two to get to your farm. This is fine for a misanthrope like Barry Grooker, but most others do like the convenience of city life, and being close to the clubs, restaurants and homes of other hot-shots.

Spike actually holed himself up in his office at 9 Orme Court, and chose to work there. It probably was a quiet room, but he had to step out into the midst of the noise and the bustle. He found a balance between his city office and country home.

Isn't an irony that even if you have less than average hearing, or hearing loss (and I'm sure Brian does), it doesn't give you respite from annoying noises?

And so it is, that May gives another scold to an insensitive world...one that, irony of ironies...is not listening.