"Yes, I've finished the prototype for my very own INFLATABLE SEX DOLL. It is sooooo similar to me. It's got air in its head. It's got a dumb expression. It has bland beige skin. It stares mindlessly with its mouth open. And you're happiest when it doesn't make a sound.
"I didn't want to take it out of the package and drape it over my Casio, but I guarantee, the twat is hairless. It's all smooth plastic. Twat and ass! Plastic hole! Plastic hole! (Wasn't that the title of a Beatles album? I'm not that familiar with 19th Century classical music. It's sooooo before my time.)
"You can dress your Shauna doll in pre-owned stained knickers (size 10, small) which you can buy from eBay, and a size 32-A (10AAA for you Aussies!) bra.
"To get in the mood, you might want to download and play some of my Gootube videos. If anything would make you want to shove your dick in my mouth, it's listening to me sing! But don't neglect my other plastic holes. I want you to pump my plastic twat till the goo flows out of it like it was the River Bang. I mean, Bann. And fuck my plastic asshole till it flows like the Blackwater of Munster!
"My manager Bill isn't sure how we'll sell this. It could be FREEEEEE with proof of buying and downloading 50 of my songs on iTunes (you're allowed to buy the same song 50 times). I don't mean to be a tease, but your Shauna doll is NOT available just yet. I'll tell you when! Bye-eeeeeee!!"
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