"Duhhhhh. That's against our rules. Errrrrr."
"How about using technology and red-flagging auctions with those terms as a header?"
"Ahhhhh hmmmmmmmmm."
HOW...RIDICULOUS...HAS IT GOTTEN? How about this?
Talk about a bloody-minded bitch!
It's not INAPPROPRIATE to offer smelly menstrual-stained panties on eBay? To post them in a category where NORMAL women browse for lingerie?? How many women hoping to get a bargain on a Victoria's Secret overstock have to see THAT stupid ad instead?
This prissy pussy has the nerve to dictate rules on what is a grotesquely blatant and illegal ad. A lot of them are like this, and why not, they see pathetic jerks paying just to SMELL them! Women can be pretty cunty in the control-freak department without any encouragement. Here, the encouragement is EASY money.
The monkey bint see, monkey bint do mentality on EBAY goes triple for the stinky-knickers brigade. As soon as some idiot sees an ad like that, she figures, "oh, I can do it too."
Lately sellers with hundreds of positives have "gone rogue" and rush to their hampers to fish out stinky panties to photograph. Most of 'em put the items on and shove their asses at the camera so you can get a good look.
Says one UK eBay bidder named Robin: "After a long day going to boot sales, and smelling dust and used vinyl, I find it most refreshing to go into my bathroom and sniff knickers! I get worked up enough to wank while listening to "The Martian Hop" at 78rpm. A minute later, it's all over!"
When some dumb twat sees another dumb twat get $20 for a pair of smelly panties...the bells go off in her empty skull. Even if she can't really read or write, she can sure squat in her undies and make an odor. That leads to this:
Ebay happily will throw up (that's the proper term) another three auctions on the subject of your search. Note that this illiterate ad has three ads for OTHER used panties from OTHER sellers.
Says eBay: "Oh, you are looking at an illiterate twat's used underwear auction? Don't forget THESE THREE! Smells don't last forever, and your nose does become acclimated, so you might as well buy more from a variety of morons!"
To be fair (and this blog is MORE THAN FAIR) not every egocentric malodorous mongrel-bitch gets away with it. Sometimes when a shameless whore shoves what she thinks is a gorgeous bum into the camera, covered in nylon or maybe almost naked in a thong, the auction DOES get bounced. Maybe two or three days later. Or a week. Yes, she's probably gotten plenty of panting panty-lovers to PM her with lewd if not insane requests, but she ends up OFF the site. Is she sad? Maybe, but maybe she got enough PM's for using eBay as Craigslist, to have a slew of new nerd-clients who are glad to use eBay's twisted sister Paypal for phone sex, Skyping, or more).
Ha ha ho ho hee hee. And a lolly-lolly-LOL. Here's a newcomer who got five auctions KNOCKED OFF before they could be completed. Did she get upset? NO! LOL! She re-upped, changing the headers from "Pre-Owned Panties" to "NOT Pre-Owned Panties." LOL! Ohhhh, LOL!
Yeah, women do not have a great sense of humor, LOL. They like Amy Schumer movies, LOL. They sit around on a train clustered like hens, squealing and giggling and clucking over nothing. LOL.
This idiot even used that corny L@@K symbol. Oooh, LOL!
Isn't it nice when stupid women can make a few bucks doing the only thing they're capable of?
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