As a provocateur, pee-stained Piers has no peer

Here he goes again. You just want to grab his nose and squeeze till he can't breathe. When he opens his mouth, shove a load of dog shit down his throat.

I say this with affection.

The Daily FAIL gets value for money with THIS guy. They pay him to raise the blood pressure of their readers, and he always finds topics guaranteed to get hundreds upon hundreds of comments, "nice" or otherwise.

Piers, for better or usually worse, takes some position about some useless thing a celebrity shit like Beyonce or Bieber did. More publicity for them, and for him.

So here he is snickering as he writes up a piece sure to enrage one brother and amuse the other, and have people either agreeing or howling in protest.

It's just a continuation of a topic that's been flogged for decades if not centuries. Does England need a King at all? Of course not. England needs to try and find a competent Prime Minister, how about THAT?

We don't need Harry. His mommy was still a big star even when she was no longer a Princess, just an Arab cock sucker. Instead of Harry, Sam Smith can walk around grinning at people. Or Sheeran. Or Slimy Towel. Any number of people are considered role models simply because they're actors or politicians. They don't have to be KINGS.

Oh, and the Pope kisses disfigured people all the time. Guess what. They stay disfigured.

Royalty is as archaic and ridiculous as Muslims. How about we get into the 21st Century and understand that all men are equal and there is NO GOD?