Hey Fat Adele: Fat Head Bill Hemmer the Hemorrhoid Disagrees With You

Let's forget the irony: Adele calls out somebody for using a camcorder, and it's caught by ANOTHER person ALSO using a camcorder.

Let's just applaud the fat lady for speaking out.

There are a NUMBER of good reasons to detest these camcorder pests. Many are PIRATES. They want to make money uploading the entire concert for parasites.

They waste the time of management who have to go to GOOTUBE and other places to take down this crap.

The camcorder jerks annoy everybody around them with the distraction of recording (especially when they have a brightly lit back-screen).

And lastly, they can unnerve the artist, who doesn't like the added pressure of knowing that any mistake, any wrong note, will be preserved for ridicule.

Retards, of course, don't get it. "Don't ruin our fun!" they bellow.

But you'd think that a well-paid NEWS reporter would have more sense.

You'd think he'd either report the news without comment, or point out that camcorder idiots are lawless distracting boors.

Bill Hemmer the Hemorrhoid declared:

"I get it, but I’m the fan, I paid the money to go, it’s MY DECISION!”

Do you believe it?

Part of the dumbing down of society is hiring guffawing numbskull Kens and cutie-pie Barbies to read the news. The "thinking" is that since if they're just reading from a script, they don't have to be too bright. Have them banter between news items, and a million moronic housewives are happy.

This frat-boy fart-brain non-adult Bill Hemmer asshole and his partner, Martha MacCallum, dutifully presented the story of Adele's complaint. But HE had to show what a shit-for-brains he is.

This is a NEWSMAN?? A NEWSCASTER who is supposed to understand current events and THE LAW??

No, Fox News hired an arrogant self-satisfied scumbag because he's "a hunk." Right, a hunk of monkey turd.

If I uploaded his clip to GOOTUBE, it would be taken down instantly because even though I own a TV, and I pay for my cable, I DO NOT OWN FOX NEWS CLIPS."

To her credit, co-anchor Martha MacCallum TRIED to get in the last word:

"“Stop taking pictures of everything and selfie-ing everything and Tweeting everything. Live the moment.”

But you know how self-absorbed egocentric prettyboy All-American Saxon motherfuckers like Bill Hemmer are. He wouldn't let a chick top him.

He smirked: “Leave the tripod at home apparently, that’s the message from Adele.”

I'm surprised he didn't add "Whatever."

Big Man on Campus, now Big Man on a Cable News Channel, beamed his toothpaste smile and was convinced he was a regular guy. Adele, do NOT take seriously the header, "America's Newsroom."

This guy is not David Muir or any other good looking professional journalist. He's an arrogant, air-headed stooge.

If, for any reason, they make a movie about this guy, Will Ferrell would be the one to play him.

I'd like to see his autograph on a resignation letter or a suicide note.

I hope they send him to Brazil to cover the Zika virus, and he returns having an unphotogenic pinhead, one in keeping with having a micro-brain rattling around in his oh-so-handsome skull like a rotten walnut.

I hope they send him to cover a Trump riot and a Mexican stabs him with a frozen burrito, creating a three inch hole in his fucking face.

Or, that he has to meet with Rupert Murdoch and as a sign of devotion, BLOW HIM.

To be succinct about it, FUCK YOU, HEMMER.