SOME of eBay's latest CREATIVE STINKERS

The whiffy-sniffy market on eBay? There's too much supply, and not enough demand. With eBay happily taking days if not weeks to stop the used underwear sellers, there's always a couple of dozen stink-whores trying to make a sale.

They know they need to either lower their price when they lower their stained panties and put them in a plastic bag, or they better be "creative."

Below, some of the more "creative" sellers. THIS bint pretends her white knickers are, oooooh, from her WEDDING NIGHT. A great souvenir for any desperate wimp:

Another reliable game is the fake "Mother and Daughter" combo. Who wouldn't want the thrill of fucking a mother AND her daughter? Well, the next best thing is to SMELL a mother and daughter. Or so the ad claims.

Sometimes the hook is being "exotic." Do ASIAN women SMELL differently than NORMAL (ooops, how UN-PC) women?

This gooklet implies as much. Then again, we might just have a white guy PRETENDING to be an exotic Asian. He may simply have downloaded that photo of an impossibly big and very non-Asian backside.

At this point, most every dedicated panty-sniffer has the sneaking, stinking suspicion that the woman in the photo may NOT be the one sending those briefs in a Ziploc plastic bag.

THIS eBayer can be trusted!

Yes, one gets the idea this is a REAL obese idiot from North Carolina who managed to find girls underwear in a blobulent size. Disney panties the size of a circus tent...worn by someone with cottage-cheese thighs and an ass like Adele's face...watta bargain!

One of the more creative bitches on eBay always likes to offer a little story.Last week she got stopped while claiming to be selling panties "that I wore in church!"

Among her items THIS week (as we all wait for her ultimate suspension)

Most eBay ads are from some loner with nothing better to do. The popular notion is that some hot bitch is lonely, masturbates in her panties, then preserves her mess and mails it out to someone even MORE lonely.

HOWEVER...here's a happy COUPLE. They BOTH get a thrill out of wearing teeny-tiny garments that barely cover their uglies. SHE sells her stinky little panties while HE models ridiculous swim trunks he thinks all guys should wear on the beach. They are both skinny, disgusting, deluded, and should be punched up the conk.

Yes, the guy's stuff is being sold right out in the open, and include a jocular line about how guys should SHAVE if they want to wear an item like this.

Last and least, a total bitch (or bastard). The dozens upon dozens upon dozens of PRE-OWNED, USED, WORN underwear ads festering on eBay's main site and the "adult" area show that this is a BUYER'S market.

BUT...some obnoxious sellers, who do get their ego from the fact that ANYONE would want to buy and sniff their exudate, get bossy. They lay down a long list of rules, and write them up with control-freak brattiness.

So there! Do as I say or you don't get to sniff my used underwear! New rules! Serious bidders only! Don't waste my time!

Right, right, it's a tough life, sitting around rubbing your twat to squeeze enough vaginal glue into a crotch to make a sale. It takes talent, skill and determination! Why, you almost get the idea eBay has Simon Cowell holding auditions to make sure only the stinkiest CUNTS can sell their be-fouled underwear on the site.

And you do wonder which used knickers ads involve David Walliams. He MIGHT be the fat-ass pretending to be from North Carolina, and pretending to be a woman.