GOOD AS GOLD? NOT. Another Sucker-Swindling EBAY DICKHEAD

Oh, what have we here!

Why, it looks like a framed GOLD RECORD.

Gosh. Was this was on Del Shannon's office wall? Did the seller grab it after the coroner and his crew were finished mopping Del's brains off the floor?

Hmmm. Looks SO good.

Maybe it's on consignment from Del Shannon's widow. She's selling it to raise money for charity?

Oh. It's a fixed price "buy it now." That's suspicious.

There's nothing here about the RIAA. Nothing about this being a CERTIFIED GOLD RECORD awarded to Del Shannon.

Say, did this record even go GOLD??

Ah. Let's read about these slimy weasels who are simply offering a framed copy of the album sprayed with gold paint or something. Yes, it's a "real" vinyl record and a real album.

But you could buy it (and play the vinyl) for under $10. So all you're getting here is a fancy piece of CRAP you can display. You can PRETEND it's an actual "RIAA gold record" like the ones hanging in a rock star's home or at a record company's office.

The fine print from sewer-rat parasites selling to naive moronic maggots:

This is how some bottom-feeder makes a living? Scuttling around buying up albums and spray-painting them?

Note the Barnum-like trick of huffing and puffing that it's an AUTHENTIC album cover and not a "reproduction. Big deal. Oooh, it's the actual record and not any ordinary record sprayed gold with a replica label glued on. SO WHAT.

This prick has HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS OF THESE, all of them BUY IT NOW. Over 2,000 items on EBAY...shit that at 10% of the price still wouldn't even interest Steptoe and Son and other junk dealers.

Ebay is crawling with creeps like this. They "manufacture" collectibles. They use a printer to knock out "commemorative stamp envelopes" that are worthless. They make buttons and mousepads in violation of intellectual property. And they pretend to offer what SEEMS to be framed "Gold Record" displays from the RIAA.

"It's ALL good...."