Keith Urban Sprawl...Drunk, Vomiting, Raping "Fans" Have FUN at his CONCERT

You know Keith Urban? He's another of those assholes in a giant cowboy hat...one of the useless redneck shits who make country music the loathesome farce most people think it is. Let's be real about it...way too many people who like country music are brainless drunken sub-human inbred scum. All the self-pitying songs about being drunk...all the idiot hoedowns about partyin' and raisin' hell...they all help fuel the worst white trash in the nation.

Here's a pea-brained fat-faced red-nosed piece of shit who raped a teenager right in the midst of a chaotic Keith Urban concert. And Urban was busy laughing about it all and admiring how the crowd was going nuts thanks to him!

Rock, hip-hop, country...whatever the music, it's likely to attract too many "party hearty" assholes. Going to concerts is NOT fun anymore...not that it ever was. Jerks on cellphones. Chimps drunk or drugged out of their minds. Violent pushing and shoving. People doing everything BUT listening to the music...that's "entertainment" today. Which isn't to say Keith Urban has his head up his ass. Not with the giant cowboy hat he usually wears. He just has his brains stuck in a bourbon bottle in a shelf closet somewhere. And if everyone's puking and raping and cursing and slamming each other...that's a GOOD OL' TIME! YEEEEEEE HAH!

Kelsey Grammer tells rapist-killer he forgives...and doesn't forget.

Good for Kelsey.

The sitcom star who has been accused of everything from being a drunk to crossdressing, and has had some marital problems...just may trace some of it to a huge tragedy in his life.

His teenage sister was viciously raped and then killed by some useless drugged up monkey bastard.

Like Yoko Ono, Kelsey must suffer every day wondering if a killer will be freed...freed to enjoy life...while a loved one is no more.

Kelsey said he forgave the attacker...but would prefer the bastard stay locked up. That's a reasonable request. Actually, the bastard should've been fried years ago. The only reason not to, would be if you believe life in prison is even crueler punishment. In which case, it should've been "life without parole," so everyone could just forget about the caged monkey and try and make the best of life minus a decent person.

Whether you're a famous actor or just an "ordinary citizen," a situation like this is a horrific tragedy, and the response should be capital punishment or imprisonment without parole. "I could be a useful citizen," this ape whines...after he and another monkey raped a woman for four hours, then slit her throat and left her to crawl for help with her last dying breath. That Kelsey Grammer "forgives" a drug-fueled rage of brutality is remarkable. That he doesn't want this repulsive ape out on the streets...is common sense. The message is clear...don't expect to get away with savagery. That's why the Manson bunch are rotting...the ones that aren't already in hell.

Orlando Bloom Knocks Justin Bieber Out with One Punch

Wouldn't that be a great headline?

Unfortunately, Orlando Bloom took a swing...and missed.

He didn't knock the teeth out of the obnoxious "Baby Singer"'s head.

He didnt put a dent in the pretty boy's coiff.

And by all accounts each group's "entourage" quickly stepped in to make this just your typical White Nigger bullshit story.

You know, with cowardly pussy Bieber shouting "What's up Bitch" from the safety of ten bodyguards. That's Bieber the White Nigger, talking tough and ghetto as long as he's in no danger of getting hit for it.

What's the key word in this story? IBIZA.

Yes, these pretty boys were PARTYING in IBIZA, and that wasn't good enough! Allegedly, skanky Paris Hilton was at the same club, and a few other celebutards with too much money and no brains.

If you were rich, wouldn't you go someplace where NOBODY was? I sure would. I'd find someplace peaceful. If I needed some "action" I'd go someplace classy where GENTLEMEN and LADIES gathered.

But today's stupid-ass celebrities flock together, compete for status, and then scream "BITCH" at each other if somebody is dressed better, or has a nicer boy-toy or trophy-slut in tow.

Juvenile? Of course. What do you expect from teens, 20-somethings and even 30-somethings who have too much money and no class? Who make a fortune off the bad taste of cretinous kids and fat slob housewives?

It would not surprise you to know that I have NEVER seen a fucking Orlando Bloom movie. I try to avoid hearing Bieber at all. But I would've become an instant Orlando Bloom fan if he knocked Bieber's teeth down his fucking throat. Or if his entourage played Israel vs Palestine with Bieber's bunch, and leveled them all and left 'em in the dust.

Christ, you idiots can't just enjoy your money and stop being cinders in the public eye? "Let's go to IBIZA and act like pigs..."

A Dutch Douchebag Might Get His WIsh

"Be careful what you wish for."

And "Be careful with the time you have left."

Heh heh. We remember the Dutch douchebag who was selfishly promoting himself as the "Blogfather" so he could make money, and get "Rapidshare points" for a free account so he could download porn. Any copyright owner who objected was set on by this pig and his angry mob of maggots and parasites. "We say you should be paid a lump sum and get no royalties," they jeered, "we'll re-up everything we've stolen from you. And we wish you AIDS with EBOLA!"

What goes around comes around. And it won't be long.

If the Middle East is the planet's armpit, there's no question Africa is its anus. A dark shit-stained anus. Full of stupid shit.

Africa, the continent that gave us AIDS, is now creating a new and difficult strain of EBOLA...and since it's mostly being passed around to monkeys and filthy idiots and the poor, nobody gives a damn. It's now only a matter of time before more and more jerks come crawling to Europe and America with it, as they did with AIDS...and it just may reach Holland and crawl right up the big fat diverticulitis-ridden ass of the Dutch douchebag himself.

Mother Nature doesn't play games. You spray pesticides, and it comes back at you. You pollute, it comes back at you. You douse yourself in anti-bacterial soaps and you get resistant strains of bacteria. You destroy wildlife and forests...you get climate change. Mother Nature fights back, and the ONLY way to preserve this planet is if the human race goes extinct. If EBOLA does it, then EBOLA will. Or another plague.

Sob, sob, sob, no more Beach Boys music. A planet where only birds chirp and bees buzz...and disgusting, filthy, brainless, stupid jerks like the Dutch douchebag will lie rotting in the soil. Rotting...to be eaten by rats and insects immune to the diseases that took down the hideous human race.

They SLAG and DEFAME JOHN LENNON for Fame and PROFIT

Is there no end to the obscure websites that try to increase traffic...and get AD MONEY...by being "outrageous?"

Here's yet another:

http://listverse.com/2012/05/12/top-10-unpleasant-facts-about-john-lennon/

As with so many "list" websites, where neurotics, maggots and parasites assemble their favorite "wardrobe malfunctions" or "Ten Best" latte recipes, the best way to get attention is to write celebrity shit that people can't stop linking to. The idea is to try and become a "famous" website and a "player," like, uh, PEREZ HILTON, by having idiots whisper "you won't BELIEVE what's on this website...take a look..."

It's the old tabloid game...write anything as long as they drop the newspaper into the bag along with the celery and disposable diapers...and PAY for it.

On the Internet, the game is write anything that will increase traffic, get advertising, and make extra money through link-clicks.

It doesn't matter of it's mostly opinion or distortion or both. On the Internet, everyone thinks they can become an instant star...and everyone rejected by the Daily Mail can go get their own website and pretend to be important.

In the "Top Ten" reasons why John Lennon is someone to spit on and revile (in favor of Paul McCartney, apparently), here's Number Four, which you'll note contains a LINK TO AN AD. Go buy Lennon sunglasses at Amazon and the guy who pissed on Lennon's grave gets some money!

No surprise that the idiot list insists that Lennon didn't meet Yoko at an art gallery...but evil Dragon Lady Yoko stalked John for months to get his attention. No surprise that the author has the nerve to insist that Lennon didn't write very many good songs and was a mediocre guitarist. No surprise that he (or she) dredges up John's admitted faults in ignoring his son Julian and being violent with Cynthia (and here, we're told he battered Yoko as well...something I don't think John ever said he did).

John was honest enough to admit to his faults...so these are used against him. But the big fun is to create much bigger distortions. Like...he wasn't a "house husband" baking bread, as he, Klaus Voormann and others attested he did...no, he was on heroin the whole time. How about this one? John was a political hack, it's said here, and only supported the most detestable people (the Black Panthers) and otherwise was just a mindless follower. (Ever heard of anyone doing a bed-in before John and Yoko? A naked album cover? A song like "Woman is the Nigger of the World?")

Saving the best for last, to make a little ad money and get traffic, "listverse" happily sides with Mark David Chapman. Hey, John deserved to be shot in the back. He was a hypocrite. He didn't tell the truth every second, or didn't tell the truth to the satisfaction of list-makers on the Internet:

Did you like that last little note? If you "Enjoyed this list," SHARE IT...on Facebook and elsewhere, so the guy who wrote how awful John Lennon was...can make some money.

LUNATICS CUBE: It's those Wacky Paki Muslim Murderers Again.

Move over, Pussy Riot. At least you gals are still alive. You sang in a church.

SOMEBODY, some horrible heathen, posted a photo on FACEBOOK showing a few gals posing near the KAABA Cube. What happened next? Murder, of course.

Sure. Religious fanatics get upset and start killing. Happens all the time. With MUSLIMS.

Not Buddhists. Not Jews. Not Christians. Not Atheists. Not Druids. Not Quakers. MUSLIMS.

Now you're asking, what the FUCK is a KAABA cube?

Nothing, really. It's a cube. Some religions tell you not to worship "false idols," and not to turn "things" into "holy" objects. But the Muslims consider the KAABA cube to be...what...you tell me...the little house Mohammed lives in?

OK, every religion has some holy shit. It could be the Wailing Wall. It could be Notre Dame or St. Patrick's. It could be the Blarney Stone. The Taj Mahal. Whatever it is...people get comfort from it. They don't want it defaced or blown up, and that's reasonable enough. But if somebody shows up to stand outside and mug for the camera...GET OVER IT. Don't KILL!

Nice lookin' cube. There's plenty of nice architecture in the world. An Ice Cube is good, too (I'm referring to the chocolate hazelnut candy version). And Rubik's cube was fun (for 2 minutes). But if a few babes happen to pose near the KAABA and aren't dressed head to toe in Burka-sheets...that's a reason to start killing innocent people??

And how does THIS thing fit in?

Here's a FACEBOOK page that seems to have the KAABA with a fuckin' Christmas ornament on it. Some kind of TROLL. This is OK?

Now here's a FACEBOOK page...and I have no idea if it's a parody, if it's some wacko bunch of Muslims fighting with other wacko Muslims, or why they're against KAABA photos. But they sure don't seem like reasonable, intelligent people:

Somehow Paki lunatics KILLED people...burned 'em alive, smoked their lungs...because somebody hoisted a photo to Facebook.

Putting a photo on FACEBOOK is a reason to KILL a child??

[PS, anti-Semites, I know this isn't going to interest you, because an Israeli didn't kill this child.]

I say "Paki." This is short for Pakistani. They don't like that. They think it's derogatory. I don't. It just shortens a long name. You know, like J-Lo. But these people are so nuts, they will kill you over any stupid thing. And instead of staying in their own miserable country, they'll come to England, dictate how they can be referred to, and demand special treatment...while they pull white girls into sexual slavery and prostitution. Nice people. What Muslim God told 'em White Slavery was ok? Oh...well...if these aren't MUSLIM women, then fuck 'em. Literally.

This KAABA cube shit isn't an isolated incident.

Now why is all this tolerated? Because violence is something we fear. Terrorism is something we fear. Muslims are masters of this. Get together some insane "sect" of them, and they'll blow themselves up in a pizza parlor, put a bomb in their underpants to try and take down a plane, or go aboard a London bus and turn innocent people into hash browns. Why? Because they are religious fanatic assholes who think they'll be fucking virgin goats in heaven. Or something.

And instead of trying to stamp out these assholes, everybody shrugs and says, "ooh, it's like whack-a-mole, the best thing we can do is try and leave them alone. Let's not upset them." And, if there's a crisis like Palestine vs Israel, side with Palestine. Right, Peter Gabriel? It's safer that way, you round-faced drug-brained coward.

Blasphemy. Blasphemy? Google JESUS CHRIST and see if you don't instantly get Photoshop parodies. Go to YouTube and instantly find jokes about the holes in Christ's hands. "He's a human whistle! Har har!"

Nobody gives a GOD DAMN about that. Buddhists. Jews. Christians. They may not appreciate ethnic jokes or religious jokes, but they understand them. They aren't going to KILL. They realize that a lot of people are against organized religion because they're against organized anything...and if somebody declares something "holy" somebody else is going to stick out their tongue and say "No, it ain't."

The key word is tolerance. Whether you're idiot Pussy Riot chicks, or shock jocks Opie and Anthony, you really should be careful about pranking in a church. It's private property, first of all. But if your "art" is floating Jesus in a glass of urine, or cartooning Mohammed, or making some statement about organized religion via a poem or essay or book...you shouldn't be killed for it. There shouldn't be a fatwa on you for being Rushdie.

But try reasoning with hostile, psychotic, backward fucking Islam extremist idiots. This is the 21st Century and parts of the world are acting like it's still the Middle Ages.

Filipino Fuck-Ups and their 100 Million Moron March

Here's bad news. There are ONE HUNDRED MILLION FILIPINOS IN THE WORLD.

How big is that fucking island full of fuckers?

This isn't a knock against one particular country...there probably isn't ANY country that should have 100 million people in it, including China, Russia and America. Consider how many people are unemployed. Consider how many are stupid and useless.

And yet, in this insane world, people cheer and applaud when some idiot woman says "I have six children...eight...twelve..." There was a couple on "America's Got Talent" who had SIXTEEN singing brats. Everyone roared with delight. Even the normally acerbic Howard Stern had nothing but praise and admiration for them.

The main reason this planet is doomed is over-population. Even if the idiot Islam fanatics come to their senses and stop blowing everybody up and screaming Jihad every second, the planet is DOOMED because NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP FUCKING. Just as very few recycle or act responsibly in any way, very few use any type of birth control. That's not likely to change and China is really the only place that penalizes penises, and that place is so choked with pollution and so overpopulated that even if they had no children at all, the quality of life would remain Hellish.

Congrats 100 millionth brat. The good news is Filipinos are small. But the bad news is that there's no likelihood of that kid reaching 20 and enjoying any kind of happy life. Pollution, murder, crowding, toxic food, no fish..and the worst music imaginable...that's the future.

Anti-Semitic PETER GABRIEL says FUCK YOU to ISRAEL

You remember Peter Gabriel?

The guy who sang very realistic songs about having no self control? About "intruder happy in the dark," sniffing a woman's dresses and plotting her rape or murder?

Or maybe you recall the "sensitive" Peter Gabriel and his carrying on about Harold, who "cut off his toes" and then jumped from a building. The guy who referenced Caryl Chessman, as an example of cruelty in this world.

The guy who adopted a "nigger" accent (why not black cork, Petey-Boy) to sing-song "Beeeko BEEEEEKO DA MAN ISSSS DED. DA MAN ISSS DED." Yeah, that was a great example of being PC...right up there with Sting and his "you don't hoff to pooot out de red light, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK-SANNNNN."

Funny thing about Mr. Sensitive. It only works one way.

The anti-Jew way. The hate the Jew way. The fuck the Jew way. The destroy the Jew way.

Right, Petey-Poo?

You want to sing it for me, cocksucker? "THE JEW IS DEAD! THE JEW IS DEAD!"

You fucking bloated round-faced freak.

Peter Gabriel, you don't worry about Jewish people dying. You aren't upset that Hamas terrorists dig actual tunnels in Gaza, to emerge, like rats, in the Kibbutzes and children's playgrounds of Israel, to try and gun down women and children?

You aren't concerned when an Israeli has to go hide in a fucking bunker, or stairway, until the bombing stops? Because Hamas is raining missiles down on innocent people?

Nope. Because Jews aren't innocent, according to Peter Gabriel. They are devils. They are to be killed. RED RAIN, RED RAIN, RED RAIN, isn't that it, Peter Gabriel? KILL as many JEWS as POSSIBLE?

Peter Gabriel joins a bunch of fucking Arabs, and a known anti-Semite in Alexei Sayle, in screeching at the British government not to trade with Israel.

Because Palestine is 100% right and Israel is full of fucking Jews who should be DEAD. Right Peter? DEAD?

Who extended the cease fire just now? Israel. Not HAMAS. They're digging their rat-tunnels at this very minute. But Jews are BAD. They should be KILLED. That's Peter Gabriel. He had more sympathy of Caryl Chessman. If Caryl Chessman had been Jewish, maybe not.

As to the rest of the tatty bunch of shits who signed this pathetic petition, inciting anti-Semitism in Engand, most of 'em I haven't heard of. Brian Eno...the man has probably taken too many drugs. I'm only surprised Roger Waters didn't sign, too. Another idiot who took too many drugs. Brian Eno can sign his name? He can stand up?

Brian Eno can go fuck himself. He was a pretentious poof 30 years ago and he's a nobody now. Fuck you, Brian Meano. Do you know any Jews at all? Do you want them all to wear yellow stars wherever they go? Right now they're wearing targets on their backs.

I do know who Sayle is. I love British comedy. I used to buy ANY British comedy album I could find. So I bought one on this guy, and was disgusted with his blatant anti-Jew comedy. Stereotypical shit about Jews. I thought who IS this ugly Nazi-like bald-headed bastard? Some "edgy" comedian who attacks everybody? Mmmm, not everybody. But Jews...CERTAINLY.

I always new Peter Gabriel had a screw loose...ever since he dug a notch into his fucking skull and made a weird little bald patch area. Why, I have no idea. The make-up and the rest of the progrock shit, and "giant hogweed" nonsense...yeah, nothing special there. I guess the name GENESIS is one of those Christian deals where you ignore who Jesus was, and what his religion was, and cherry-pick what you want to believe in.

Wah wah wah, the Israelis kill "innocent" Palestinians. Palestinians CEASED BEING INNOCENT when they allowed HAMAS to control Gaza. How about that, Fuckface Gabriel?

How about HAMAS makes sure that "human shields" get killed because they are cowards. They hide their weapons in the homes of Palestinians who don't seem to object to it. Their leaders take apartments in Palestinian buildings and pretty much say "Go ahead, blow up the building...you'll be taking innocent lives...of fucking Palestinian pricks who don't tell Hamas to get the fuck out of the building.

It's all one-sided with this fucking Peter Gabriel. As if Israel wants to kill Palestinian civilians? You DESPICABLE anti-Semitic slob, you. You think Jews ARE the devils don't you?

England is only a notch below France for being a viciously anti-Semitic country, but at least some of the citizens know better than to believe this shit about Israel. Might as well believe the "Elders of Zion" and believe that Jews go around killing Christian babies and drinking their blood.

What CENTURY are you living in, Peter Gabriel?

All I can say is that I'm mammothly disappointed that a guy who wrote some sensitive lyrics could be so utterly insensitive as to come out against Israel at a time when anti-Semitism is on the rise. That's right, Petey-Poo, encourage ignorant chavs to scapegoat Jews. Jewish store-owners are discovering that it's Hitler-time again and they have to be careful of getting their windows broken. And their heads, too.

Don't trade with Israel?? Hey, Petey-Poo, take a look at Pooty-Poot. You know. Your friend Putin. The guy who practically gives weapons away to his Arab terrorist friends. Putin, who had his finger up Khadafy's ass, and Saddam's ass, and loved to go home and smell that finger and jerk off with his free hand.

PUTIN has armed every terrorist group and country he could find. But you, Petey-Poo, you don't want England to trade with Israel so that Israel can defend itself? Read up on Palestine and Israel instead of instantly deciding that Jews took away Palestinian property. In fact, read up what your fucking country did in the first place...the country that OWNED the area, and then said, "OK, Arabs, you take 75% and you Jews, you take a sliver 25%..."

"When the Brits and the United Nations finally offered self-rule and statehood to the Arabs and Jews in Palestine, the Jews basically said, “Yes! We want to be our own nation!” The Arabs basically said, “Hell no! We don’t want the Jews to have their own nation!”

Please chew on this fact for a long, long time until you can swallow and digest it. The desire of Arabs for Jews not to have a country was stronger than their desire for Palestinian Arabs to have their own country. From the get go, Arabs chose to concentrate their efforts and use their resources to kill Jews, instead of building up better lives for Palestinian Arabs." That's from "Letter to an Anti-Israel Protester" and it's here:

http://blogs.timesofisrael.com/letter-to-an-anti-israel-protester

It's just incredible to me that Mr. Sensitive thinks the best thing in the world would be for England to turn its back so that Israel can be destroyed by terrorists. What a coward, this Peter Gabriel, sucking up to the Arabs. What's the story, you have a mosque near your mansion? You obviously have a ton of Arab friends and you hate anyone who is a Jew.

Peter Gabriel, if there's no Israel, YOU will not be able to make a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. "Jerusalem," you know that song? One you DO NOT sing? Muslims don't like Christians. YOU are next. In fact, in some parts of the world, where there are no Jews, like Africa, Christians are slaughtered and their churches burned to the ground. That's your beloved Muslims, Petey-Poo.

Without Israel, you've got a Psycho-land from which the Arabs will emerge as a super power intent on EMGIRATING TO ENGLAND until your fucking country is nothing but Mosques and YOU, Peter Gabriel, will either be on your knees facing MECCA, or decapitated.

I'm an alarmist? Go try and reason with ISIS, the latest looney bunch of religious fanatics...they say if you're not loving ALLAH you ARE DEAD.

The Arabs do kill each other, Petey-Poo. That's how nuts they are. Jews don't do that. Jews aren't terrorists. There's no HAMAS for Jews. You don't hear about a Jewish version of Shi'ite assholes vs Sunni assholes, killing themselves over a minor difference in how they suck Allah cock.

Senility has come early to Peter Gabriel. His talent has dried up. After his first three solo albums (all titled PETER GABRIEL) he began to stink a bit. He ran out of things to babble about, I guess, like BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKO. Or intruders who hide in the closet feeling "all the pretty dresses." JESUS CHRIST (to name a Jew) what the fuck IS wrong with you, Peter Gabriel?

You think all the psycho Muslims in England are going to go to YOUR concerts now?

You think all the psycho Muslims are not going to blow up one more bus if England turns its back on Israel?

You have a short memory, Peter Gabriel. Where were your parents in 1944? Were they in England? In a tube station? In a bomb shelter? Were they wondering why the fuck a psycho bastard named Hitler...whom Neville Chamberlain tried to mollify...was trying to blow their fucking island up?

That's what is going on in Israel now. Jewish families...and Arab families (there are a MILLION Arabs living peacefully in Israel) are rushing to bomb shelters and basements at all hours of the day or night when the sirens tell them HAMAS and the Palestinians are firing missiles.

"Don't give up...'cause you have friends." But not if you're a fucking Jew. That it, Peter Gabriel?

If the Obese Cheap Bitch is Aretha Franklin it's OK

Let's see, now.

A restaurant...you go there, sit down, pay a waiter/waitress, and you're generally expected to order a substantial meal.

TAKE-OUT...is when they put your burger in a sack, and you waddle your ugly fat ass home, or to the street, or to the park to gobble it all down.

But, hold on, if the ugly fat disgusting blob of a freeloader happens to actually be famous...and black...THE RULES CHANGE.

Big fat slobby Aretha Franklin, who could probably afford to buy a crappy hamburger franchise, decided to sit her dinosaur ass at a table and eat take-out?

She got yelled at, but because she's big fat slobby smelly Aretha Franklin...everybody's apologizing all over the place. Oooh ooh, her civil liberties were violated. Or something. Yes, yes, let's encourage more cheap-ass fat slobs to break the rules.

The restaurant has bills to play. Somebody has to clean the table after fat fuck Aretha's used it.

I'll bet the untold side of the story is that big fat stinkin' Aretha ignored the server, and grazed on her fatty food till the server had to start yelling. Because that's the way Miss R-E-S-P-E-C-T rolls...rolls her weight around. Her flab.

How many times to you suppose some arrogant 300 pound load of crap has come in, ordered cheap take-out, and then plopped down into a chair, defying teh rules? Fatty growls, "I do as I please" or "Dey's plenny seats for de udders" or "If some body comes in and asses for a seat, I'ze given it up, but udderwise, I stays."

It's disgusting how often arrogant obnoxious cheap fat-ass fucks get their way and intimidate polite and decent people.

Aretha Franklin should've put a few bucks down and said "I've changed my mind, I'm so fucking fat I can't waddle out of here, I gotta go sit down to eat this shitty food..."

Maybe she would've if the server was black. Somehow I don't think the server was black. The server was some poor white idiot who didn't want to wipe a table because a fat moron decided to be cheap and sit down without tipping anything except maybe the chair.

Fuck you Fatso. Think of paying to sit down...and think about ordering a salad.

KICK in the GROIN STARTER - WIN WIN AND WHAT?

I've mentioned Schtickstarter before...

But when a blogger friend (not blogger fiend...that would be Zinfuck) mentioned it today...

...that got me to go back and take a quick look at how things are going. Very well, for some!

While most who use the site need a kick in the groin, because they are total jackasses and clueless self-centered shitpiles, many DO get what they want. And more.

First lesson: own a vagina. Girls just wanna have fun, and Schtickstarter is usually the place for them. The trick is to come up with an item that other vagina-owners will find ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. Like...PERIOD PANTIES. The woman here only wanted to raise a modest amount of money to cash in on "the curse," but look at how WELL SHE DID.

It tells you that when you strike the right vein (ah, well, that's anatomically not correct) you can have a bloody good score:

Women are narcissists. Why else do they spend a fortune on hair and make-up and clothes? LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

As if having tits and a cunt isn't enough?

So a bunch of them threw a whole lot of money at this project, just so they could mince around at the gym in panties that tell the world they're on the rag? LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

Christ, have you ever been in the lingerie department of a store? There's enough "novelty" panties with dopey sayings to FILL THE LINGERIE DEPARTMENT OF A STORE.

This woman raised nearly HALF a million dollars?!?!? Really?

Or is Schtickstarter full of hackers and con-artists? On eBay it's very easy to put in a bunch of fake bids and make something sell for an astronomical amount, and then NOT pay. Could it be that a few idiots faked donating a huge amount?? Probably not.

The wily woman behind this idiotic product probably TWEETED like crazy, used FARCEBOOK, and put in months of work to call attention to her project (I hope). But who knows, maybe there really are a lot of affluent idiots who just think, "Hmm, lemme go over to Schtickstarter and see what's in the "new products" session. Or let me type in a few key words that will help me lose some of my excess money...

So the first lesson is own a vagina or appeal to vagina owners.

Second lesson? Don't be a greedy pig. Ask for an amount within reason.

Third lesson...offer a real neat perk for the donation.

Fourth lesson...choose a subject assholes with money care about.

All these points were covered by some creepy slob in Florida whose ethnic background I need not make fun of.

All he wanted, to make his moronic documentary, was $3,000. Considering you don't need film anymore, and most any camcorder gives professional results, and who the FUCK is going to buy it or broadcast it anyway...$3,000 sounds about right.

Perk? Gee, you get a T-SHIRT. Who wouldn't want a T-SHIRT. Or a digital print? WOW.

And lastly, the subject: tattoos...guaranteed to appeal to assholes, especially ones who are so lame that they really think being inked will make them famous. Senor Fuckup here, is pretending inked idiots are walking works of art...so I'm sure he told many of them, "lemme photograph you, and if you donate to Schtickstarter...YOU will be FAMOUS. Instead of turning heads of people who laugh at you on the street...you can say you are in a DOCUMENTARY! How is THAT for your EGO??"

Take a look at that ugly bug who posed. Anyone would look twice at that foul nerd if he didn't put all kinds of appalling designs all over his otherwise repulsive body? That's what tattoo culture is all about...creepy people you wouldn't look twice at...being even more creepy so you'll look twice.

The fun part of browsing Schtickstarter is seeing all the people who failed...and all the ones who are being ignored.

It's pretty damn embarrassing when somebody uses their "fame" and discovers they have none. It's cringeworthy fun when some talentless asshole who happens to know a celebrity...uses that celebrity for a "project" and falls flat on his fucking face. I love that. "Hey, I know THIS great COMEDIAN...gimme $10,000 to film his show." Nope. "Hey, I know this famous ACTRESS, and I'm going to name-drop her and abuse her good nature...she's going to narrate my documentary on drain pipes. All I want is $50,000..." Sorry.

Jill Sobule used the site to raise money for her last album. Perhaps on the promise it would BE her last album. Sorry, but the woman is getting more irritating all the time, and the ratio of cute and goofy songs to stupid or tedious ones is going way too much in favor of the stupid and tedious ones. What she did, was offer a nice perk of mentioning all the high-roller donors in a song. And she did. A fairly mediocre song you wouldn't want to hear twice, but tacked on at the end of her album, was a song that managed to knock off a whole buncha names. Lamebrains paid a lot of money just to be able to say "Heh heh, listen to this...wait to hear MY NAME in this song..." Yeah, their name wedged in with two dozen others!

What MOST singer/songwriter assholes do, is only offer to give you a free mp3 download for your $15 "donation" or a t-shirt for tossing away $100. I did see a total unknown offer, for $500, "to write a song about YOU" and stick it on his album. But who knows what kind of embarrassing song he might end up writing? You'd be glad that most copies of the album were still in a big FedEx box stowed in his basement.

Here's an example of a current clueless auction. It's DRUNK GIRL. Yeah, she thinks she's such a fucking novelty? "Gimme $50,000 and I'll write all about being a drunk girl."

The $50,000 includes hiring an editor to "whip" the book into shape. Need I tell you that self-publishing a book via most outlets, costs $1,000 tops?

That's right. Companies are eager to play the vanity press game. $1,000 and they'll turn your book into a PDF file and toss it to Amazon and other outfits. Usually they allow for a simultaneous "print on demand" option as well.

What the fuck is this bitch going to do with the other $49,000???

The perks are pretty lousy. Most people would be thinking, "Oh, drunk girl, or recovered drunk girl...if I "support" her and give her money, she might get drunk and have sex with me!"

Yeah? That's the rationale for following any number of prima donna cunts on Farcebook. And all they want is to brag they have thousands of panting "followers."

At best, for $1,000 you can have dinner with her, if you're in Texas.

It does make me wonder what restrictions Schtickstarter might have on how people write ads. What if she said "For $1,000 we can get drunk together and afterwards go back to my place?" But to only have dinner? And get a free copy of her stupid book? Listen, if at 21 she really had a book in her, she probably had a few dozen dicks in her, and a crowbar, and a banana and a Yorkie bar, and she'd easily be paid to tell her tale.

Pay her to babble tediously to get to 50,000 words? Ugh. No book for you! You want to natter about your stupid life getting drunk? The answer, bitch, is GET A BLOG...

Rotten Putin's Pooty-Twat Daughter Flees Holland

She wasn't going to get thrown into a windmill and get flung into the sea. If your powerful Daddy helped destroy a plane full of innocent tourists, you'd flee Holland, wooden shoe?

Bye Bye Bitch...

Putin's daughter, not so arrogant and powerful in a foreign country, fled back to the Land of Cold-Hearted Hatred.

It's nice to know in this world of disgusting entertainment, that Putin "the man you love to hate" actually could go too far. After all, putting Pussy Riot in jail didn't do it. Ordering a man poisoned in the heart of London didn't do it. The rest of his atrocities and his support of terrorist governments didn't do it.

You might remember that dim bulb George "DUBYA" Bush used to stupidly grin and say he was friends with "Pooty Poot." Yep, that's how Bush referred to him...with a nickname that was more like something from a lovesick teenager. "Ahhh Pooty-poot..."

Obama and Putin don't get along nearly so well. Fortunately.

Vlad the Impaler is usually never at a loss for words. Even when he was banning gays from HIS Olympic games, he dismissed any controversy by saying that HIS country needs to have more citizens, so that means he champions heterosexual behavior. Heh heh...while denying rights to gays, making gays run for their lives, imprisoning them...

Nobody seems to care much that Russian-made weapons are in the hands of terrorists, and that Putin's allies have been the worst murderers and corrupt thieves the world has ever seen. But, sad to say, there may be some good to come out of the downed airliner. It might be the end of Putin, as Europeans actually talk about sanctions against Russia even if it means higher gas prices. One must be cautious in being optimistic because all the talk of gun control, after all those kids were gunned down in a school house in Connecticut...meant nothing. Another week or two, and people will have forgotten all about Putin's latest outrage, because there's one from Viley Virus, or Bieber, or pin-head Selena Gomez or one of the slutty Kardashian whores.

Generally around the world there's been far less outrage over Putin, after all, than Israel's actions in Gaza. Around this anti-semitic world, people have taken to the streets, literally, broken windows, desecrated cemeteries, harassed anyone who looks Jewish...because of Israel. See, if Israel does something, all Jews get blamed. The fact that Israel is fighting a psycho-terrorist group called Hamas that has openly declared that all Jews must die...meh...that's no excuse to hurt itty-bitty Arab kiddies...that the ruthless Arabs used as human shields. The fact is that the Arabs are happy that the ratio of Palestinian deaths to Israeli deaths is so high. It makes them sympathetic...which isn't hard in a Jew-hating world.

So far, any sight of organized protests against Putin? So far, all we've gotten is some mumble-rumbles, and ONE lone sign of action...Putin's bitch daughter coming home from Holland because she's too chicken-shit and scared to stay.

And WHAT the FUCK was that cunt doing in Amsterdam? Was she in a window in Amsterdam offering her pooty-twat, just for kicks? Can't she get any good marijuana in Russia? Doesn't she like the strict, psychotic lifestyle her Daddy enforces on the peasants over there? If Russia is so wonderful why, with all her power, was she hiding out in Holland, one of the most progressive (they love stealing music, gaining weight, going to Applebees, legalizing whores and drugs) countries on Earth?

Enjoy Russia, Pooty-Twat? No, I don't think your pussy is going to have a riot being Back in the USSR.

Janis Joplin on a US Postage Stamp - Liz King next?

It's a nice scam...you print a sheet of pretty pictures, and it costs you maybe 10 cents a sheet.

"Collectors" buy each sheet for about $10. Nice profit.

Yet, even with this scam, the U.S. Postal Service is millions of dollars in debt.

They keep coming up with new, inane stamps for "collectors" to waste their money on...it may be the only division of the post office that makes a profit.

After the ugly Jimi Hendrix stamp, here's the ugly Janis Joplin stamp...

If you remember back that far, it was a "Triple J" year for the Happy Reaper...as his scythe cut down three of the most pretentious assholes ever to entertain retards. All three died of some kind of overdose, which only endeared them to stupid people everywhere.

Jimi? The great Jimi? Probably the most talented of the three, he was a shitty singer, really, but he did create a memorable version of Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower." Playing an idiot distorted version of "The Star Spangled Banner" was considered cool, a tribute, or just repulsive. Other than that? Who the fuck cares. Guitar heroes are right up there with garage mechanics. Gee, you can play a guitar very fast. You can also change a tire very fast. Wow.

Hendrix was idolized by wimpy white kids who needed a black guy to like. Their older brothers and sisters liked The Four Tops and The Supremes and "The Temps." But they all wore silly outfits, danced ridiculously as they sang, and weren't outlaws. So the hippies found Hendrix. Best of all, as Patti Smith sang, "Jimi Hendrix was a nigger!"

Patti, unaware of how much her song is a self-parody, sang for all the white girls out there who had a secret fantasy about the Boogie Man. All the white guys? The "nigger" is bad...and so Jimi with his frightening face, his Afro, his rumored big dick...was far more of a counter-culture hero than Clapton or any so-called troublemaker of the day. Even Dylan.

Janis Joplin? A screamer, nothing more. What made her famous was being slutty and drunk and bawling all over the place. Girls liked her because she was the ugly girl who made good. Guys liked her because who doesn't like a drunken slut? But aside from "Piece of My Heart," which was a song too good for anyone to ruin, she was pretty lousy. "Bobby McGee" doesn't hold up too well, na-na-na-na-na-na NO. Not at all.

Everybody gets behind the "tortured artist" who isn't having that much fun despite the fame and fortune, and when Janis OD'd, and on heroin instead of getting into a drunken car crash...whee, everybody was happy to immortalize her. Forever. And now SHE gets her own "Forever Stamp," which means that no matter how much the post office raises prices, you can always mail a letter with that stamp for the price you paid.

Yes, that leaves the third "J." Jim Morrison, aka Liz King. No question that despite having just as shady and repulsive a reputation as Janis and Jimi, the Post Office, in their desperation, will eventually join the Nazis and pay a tribute. Yeah, Liz King already had his pouty and poetic visage on a stamp over in Germany:

At least it looks like Germany. There are a lot of small, obscure, pointless countries that make some money by putting British and American stars on their stamps. It's such a ridiculous game. So I'm sure the good ol' U.S.A. will honor Liz King soon enough and complete the triumvirate of vulgarity. Morrison was a drunk who wrote lousy poetry, exposed himself, was more a posturer than a singer, and had a career that could fit on half a "greatest hits" album. "Light My Fire" and what? "Crystal Ship?" "Alabama Song?" He does have a similarity to Elvis, in that he was more a "face" than anything else, but Elvis had a few more sound-alike hits, huh? Jim was either doing the brood, or the ridiculous shout, and either way, one cut was enough. More than enough.

The Post Office has become as ridiculous as The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The only difference right now is that you have to be dead to get on a U.S. postage stamp. So how about Brian Wilson? Maybe he'll get on a stamp right now. He's sort of a zombie, more dead than alive.

DUTCH DOUCHEBAG finally thinks PUTIN'S DAUGHTER SHOULD GO?

The dopey Dutch. Everything's ok with them. Music theft. Murdering tourists (Van Der Sloot). Not to mention marijuana and having whores in open windows. Muslims murdering Van Gogh's relatives.

The Dutch Douches don't seem to have much spine or morality, do they?

Suddenly, something actually bothers them. It's Vlad Putin's bitch daughter ventillating her smelly vagina in front of windmills, eating their cheese and their dykes.

Welcome to the real world, Holland. It's about time. It's one small wooden-shoe step, but it's a start.

My question to Cunt Putin is, "Why aren't you in Russia, bitch? Russia is supposed to be a great country to live in, cunt. Isn't it? Or are you a lesbian? The Commies don't like anything homo going on. Is that it?"

With all due disrespect, I think Bitch Putin should be banned from EVERY nation that isn't part of Putin's Commie-Fascist world. That's all of Scandanavia, all of the U.K., North and South America, Canada, the North and South Pole. And most of all, AUSTRALIA where quite a few on the Malayasian plane were from. This includes three little kids, figuring, along with Grandpa, that they would soon be back home to enjoy their happy life and see Mom and Dad.

Who can trust Bitch Putin? She might put some Strontium 90 into somebody's Heineken. That's what Russians love to do. Poison people and then walk away claiming diplomatic immunity or, more likely, claiming nothing happened. "Eh? That green guy in the floor who is glowing? Indigestion, I am sure."

So there were a few Dutchies on that Malaysian plane...and now Holland realizes they need some spine? About time.

All over the CIVILIZED world, there's been a call to have severe and real sanctions against Putin. Well, it's about time. Who the fuck needs Russia. This isn't China, where they build our computers and make our sneakers. This is RUSSIA...a frozen useless backward obnoxious evil country that anyone normal fled from decades ago. Whoever is still there...FUCK YOU.

What greed, what stupidity, what insanity, is keeping us from cutting off Russia? Did we not learn anything from Hitler? This bastard needs to be stopped now. Not when he takes over more countries and perpetrates more arrogant acts of terrorism. He wants to be feared and hated? He is. Now let him know what Sic Semper Tyrannis means. Bin Laden found that out. Saddam found that out. Khadafy fount that out. Hitler...ok, Vlad, you can do like your idol did. Just go to a bunker and put it right up against your pointy nose, and blow a hole out of the top of your bald pointy head.

But I digress. Putin's daughter: GO FUCK YOURSELF. IN RUSSIA.

BOYCOTT CALVIN KLEIN. THEY SUCK JUSTIN BIEBER DICK

It can always get worse.

You know CALVIN KLEIN...this asshole company is always pushing the homo-button with creepy gay underwear ads. Whoever they get, they put the celebrity into gruesome poses only homos could possibly find attractive. These ads are then slathered on billboards all over the place.

Right, everybody's angry when "the niggers" walk around with their pants half down, and their underwear exposed. "Oh, what a disgrace." But it's FINE if Marky Fuck or now, Justin Bullshit poses in some dick-thrusting obnoxious pose on a billboard that can be seen for a fucking mile.

Empty-skulls like Bieber do walk around with at least the waistband showing. Gotta tell the world you can afford over-priced underpants!

So now Bieber, who has done nothing but break the law in Canada and America, and be an obnoxious twerp who disturbs the peace, annoys his neighbors, pisses in public, shouts "FUCK YOU" about an American president...he gets rewarded with millions of dollars to pose in underwear. Like we haven't seen enough of this jerk's body.

At a time when 99% of the planet wishes Justin Bieber would get shot in the face and die...CALVIN KLEIN is sucking his cock.

Now, I give Calvin Klein credit for one thing, and one thing only, which is to make a Jewish name seem fashionable. Klein's was a bargain department store that was well below Macy's. That name NEVER suggested "fashion." But somehow (maybe the goyish first name) "Calvin Klein" was able to compete with Nazi Karl and with the sassy-named Bill Blass and become a player.

Now he can go play with a stick of dynamite up his ass. BIEBER. Really, Calvin. BIEBER??

Another awful thing about Calvin Klein and his homo antics, is that he wants women to dress like boys. Yes. BOYS.

Klein has them wear boy-cut jeans that have absolutely no sex appeal...and has them wear BOY-like cotton underpants with his fucking NAME on them. The name isn't even written in a feminine way (as Hanes does).

Look at ugly Lara Stone. Without her hand covering her tits...if you put a price tag or something over that part of the photo...you'd have a very unpleasant androgyne.

Look at that gruesome beaver's mouth. She looks like she could gnaw down a tree.

She looks like people open beer bottles on her front teeth.

She's about to suck her upper lip into her coked-up nose (make that, "possibly" coked-up nose).

She looks like a zombie that at its own brains. A more creepy glare you don't find except in a Troma horror movie.

This bitch doesn't have much of a figure...she almost has a boyish waistline. Curves, Calvin? EVER HEAR OF CURVES? REAL WOMEN HAVE THEM, Mr. Asshole.

You can almost whiff something skanky coming off that photo.

I probably don't even need to say BOYCOTT CALVIN KLEIN because YOU probably don't wear his stuff. Only homos do. Only stupid fashionista assholes do.

Lara Stone? Justin Bieber? Calvin Klein, you should make barf bags, next.

It's Disgusting to ALWAYS hate Simon Cowell

"The man you love to hate" probably loves most of his notoriety. As Liberace used to say, "I'm crying all the way to the bank."

Is it a surprise that he's a master manipulator? A jaded showman? Someone who is well aware of the mediocre taste of the British public and exploits it?

On BGT, at least, he's right more often than anyone else. He also hasn't been as "brutally honest" in the past few years as he used to be...unless he does it for effect. This year, for example, he called a halt to some obnoxious showbiz brat's rotten rendition of a Broadway song. The crowd groaned and roared disapproval...the girl continued with the shitty song, and won an ovation. Did Simon plan all this? Probably.

What he didn't plan on, was backlash over giving money to Israeli soldiers. War is hell, and a boost from such an unlikely source had to have cheered them up. Getting money is always nice, but from some British guy whose main preoccupation has been foisting karaoke assholes onto the pop charts via "American Idol?" Very unexpected (unless you know his lady friend is Jewish).

Naturally the Muslim psychos of the world would want to decapitate him. And showing him the pictures of dead babies that the Palestinian scum used as shields...that's standard practice among anti-semites. It's also common for anything that happens in Israel to knee-jerk into persecution of Jews anywhere in the world. There's been a huge rise in attacks, desecrations, hate speech and all the rest of the Nazi shit, because Israel is defending itself. If Israel doesn't behave like Woody Allen, and double over in fright, and say "I give up," and leave the area, then it's open season on Jews everywhere.

Ironically if Israel was a Muslim nation, people would be cheering them. "Sure, they're firing back. What do you expect? They also don't like cartoons. They don't like any insult to their religion. They had every reason to destroy the World Trade Towers. All they want is to be left alone and since nobody is leaving them alone, they can be homicidal, threaten the world, and do anything in the name of wonderful Islam..."

Right? We accept that Muslims are savage maniacs who decapitate people right on camera and howl about it. We accept that Muslims blow up innocent people so they can get goats in heaven. We accept that Muslims are bloodthirsty and crazed and want uranium and plutonium and everything else so they can blow up the whole world just to praise Allah. But if Israel retaliates for three innocent kids being killed, and forcefully puts a beating on the terrorist groups behind it...oooh, ooh, BAD JEWS! BAD JEWS!

So now Cowell, at least for a few months, will have to live with death threats from those peaceful Muslims. He'll have to worry that they'll kidnap his child and kill it. He'll have to worry that a suicide bomber will run up to him and his wife screaming ba-la-lalal-lalala-la allah-allah-allah before the big KABOOM.

And for what? For giving a little money to Israeli soldiers to be used not for weapons, but for comfort?

The scapegoating of Jews continues, and you'd have to go back to Nazi Germany in the 40's to find a worse time of absolutely insane and overt anti-semitism.

Simon also is fielding a snarky bit of snot-flinging from his ex-manager, who was hissing something about "knowing" that Simon is or was gay. This is hardly a major point and almost doesn't deserve mention at all, except that he's fighting that, too. He's basically saying, "All right, whispering little shit, come out with it, name the guy I supposedly had sex with, have him step up and tell his story and supply the witnesses and the photos. Or shut the fuck up and slink away."

Rightly, Cowell's pissed off because he has a reputation for candor and keeping a secret is not his style. So he's calling his ex-manager out. People are not 100% lousy (although Bieber and Viley Virus and Kardashian come damn close, and Putin is 99.9%) and it's disgusting when the approach to most anyone, even Cowell, is "paint it black...black as night...black as coal." Cowell did a good thing by giving some money to a Jewish charity. He did a reasonable thing in not sticking a dick in his mouth just because it's become fashionable.

Now, as to the next irritating boy band he signs, the next ugly and actually mediocre female pop singer he finds, the next time he wears one of those fucking too-small t-shirts...

Lucy Kaplansky plotzes: Beggars Can be WINNERS

You never heard of Lucy Kaplansky? Then you never heard of Richie Shindell, either.

There's no shortage of people like Lucy and Richie...small label, critically acclaimed (by small town newspaper writers at least), and able to wander around playing coffee shops and college campuses...

They're among the well-fed singer/songwriters from upstate New York, the area where Bob Dylan holed up at "Big Pink" to fumble around with his "Basement Tapes," and where Levon Helm held "rambles," and where affluent right-wing shitkicker bluegrass-loving assholes shoot deer.

It's a peculiar area that mixes old-fashioned folkie types who'd have a banjo that says "this weapon kills Fascists" and actual Fascists who open fire on their neighbors during gun-nut rages.

There are parts of upstate that have a lot of poor people, and parts that are loaded with very affluent people.

Happily for Kaplansky and Shindell, it's the latter affluent bunch who over-funded their Kickstarter campaign to produce another forgettable album that won't interest anybody...outside of a small circle of NPR-listening dweebs, lamebrains and not-reall-that-sensitive types.

What draws my ire (I don't have any of their fucking albums, but I've heard their minor-league stuff, which isn't bad), is that in their affable Kickstarter "campaign pitch," they admit that people just don't buy music anymore. But gee, golly, wow, man, THIS is the "new paradigm" everybody's been talking about. Yes, click their Kickstarter pitch, and they'll tell you, happily, that it's just not possible to get a record deal, or have people BUY music, so it's up to some generous people to FUND THE PROJECT.

And in their case...they did. Wheee! They wanted $40,000 and are already pushing $55,000 in donations. Beggars CAN be WINNERS.

I didn't think they had a chance, but I under-estimated the overfed upstate New Yorkers and the rest of the affluent Lucy-Richie fans who also buy organic granola, go to the health club, buy crystals for psychic energy, buy recycled paper diapers that cost three times more than ordinary paper diapers, etc.

Over 300 people "kickstarted" them JUST to overpay $15 to get a CD. Others paid for nothing but an mp3 download. I have no idea what these fuckheads in upstate do to keep their $300,000 houses and buy their hybrid cars to tool around Warwick and Saugerties and shop for antiques and organic maple syrup. But they sure have money to waste.

Remarkable, what having the luxury of an affluent fan base will do.

In this age of pro-tools, in this age when fucking singer-songwriters don't even need much beyond their own fucking guitars...these silver-spoonfuls raised $55,000 so they could play games for a week in a fancy studio, hire one of the best producer around, and also spring for a few session men who expect to be PAID for their time, rather than just getting a credit. $55,000.

Put it this way, if I was trying to fund a project, I would've been happy to get $5,000, for a day or two in somebody's basement studio and the price of pressing the fucking CDs.

I know a singer-songwriter who was asked to record for an indie label...and all that was offered was $5,000...so he accepted, and gave them a bunch of demos, some with fake drums and other budget-cut games. HE didn't go to Kickstarter. Well, HE writes very good songs that don't happen to appeal to the lame-o types that buy pancake mix mail-order from "Mama Kate" (or whoever) and are prone to weep at any song that mentions sunsets or flowers or honey bees.

I don't dislike Richie or Lucy...I just find that this "new paradigm" of theirs is exclusionary, and obnoxious. It's NOT the way it has to be, even if THEY are perfectly happy this way.

"Support the Artists."

I wonder how often either of this dynamic duo bothered to go on line and file a complaint when their music was stolen. All during that upswing in piracy, how silent were Lucy and Richie? As silent as Levon Helm? Steely Dan? All the other upstaters? As silent as Dean (let's not use his last name) an indie record producer who often recycled singer-songwriters and oldies acts and would say, "Eh, it's "whack a mole," it's not worth the stress to report anyone..."

Maybe Richie and Lucy were so much "in the bubble" that they never had the problem? Possibly their affluent fans always bought CDs at their gigs. Very likely that they've always made enough via Upstate New York and affluent Connecticut and Boston gigs to not suffer in a cabin outside Albany living on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Most obscure singer-songwriters self-press their CDs with their own money and are glad to break even by selling them at gigs. Many go to Kickstarter and get nowhere, even if they're asking a reasonable price to fund a CD...like a few grand, not fucking $40,000 (which ballooned to $55,000).

The fact is...WE (singers, songwriters, writers, performers, artists) should NOT be BEGGARS. Our rights should NOT be taken from us. We should NOT have to find that rare "new paradigm" that works only .000000001% of the time while letting ignorant egotistic sap-faced ugly fat-assed jerks like Hans Demented and the rest take our work and take the credit just so he can have something to do because he's bored and useless.

Watch this duo's Kickstarter video. They don't even cringe at the embarrassment, outrage and humiliation of being beggars. Nope, they just smile, like 8 year-olds with affluent parents...the only question being how EXPENSIVE the Christmas bicycles are going to be...not whether they'll get 'em at all.

It's sickening. And it's not the answer.

Just wait, you two, wait till you get just a little older, a little more tired, a little more sick of the road. I see disease in your future. Disability. Less stamina. Less fans listening to the new album because it sounds like the last one, but not as good.

Then what, Little Richie? Then what, Looooooosy? Oh, right. "Hey everyone, I'm doing this Kickstarter to raise money for this fine singer-songwriter who needs to pay medical expenses, and who is having trouble paying the mortagage, and who doesn't have a record deal, and we all know that nobody gets royalties because everybody steals music, and our fave can't go tour every night...so please, the goal is $250,000...and for that...you get a T-SHIRT..."

Kim Kardashian: UGLY FAT-ASSED PEASANT BITCH

Come on, let's be honest here. Kanye West you have one thing in common with Stevie Wonder: YOU ARE BLIND.

Kim Kardashian is one of the ugliest yetti beasts on two legs.

Without being slathered in a ton of make-up, and without cinching herself into a designer gown, she is so repulsive you wouldn't look twice if you saw THIS picture in an old NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC:

What a revolting squaw.

The caption on this could be: "Sasquatch discovered hauling her spawn from behind a Biloxi, Mississippi dumpster."

Look at that sub-human savage. Doesn't it look like she can barely dress herself in anything more than a diaper...a giant diaper that could never cradle the lava-like landslides of beans and rotten meat and bacon fat and shit coming out of that fist-sized asshole of hers?

Go ahead, take another look. Doesn't she look like she's on her way to the carcass of a dead hyena, so she and her monster can suck its entrails and drink its blood?

BE REAL. The truly great beauties, even the ones with trademark make-up such as Mariyn Monroe or Elizabeth Taylor still looked DAMN good without the paint. Not so with Krap Kunt-douchian, the gorilla-lady.

Look at that enormous shit-filled bag of flab she's hauling around! No I don't mean Kanye. I mean her BUTT.

This isn't PLANET OF THE APES. This is not a human's idea of a beautiful figure. Only some neanderthal moron would think Fat Ass Kim is remotely attractive, or even fuckable.

Put a bag over her head, and you're still seeing a gigantic sow, a porcine-rumped nightmare.

Kim Kardashian is a thrill ride in Hell.

This creature is a flesh-covered garbage can. A prehistoric sack of coagulated dog dung. She is reviled by anyone with taste. Kanye thinks this crap-heap deserves to be on the cover of every magazine on Earth? For what? For having a revolting ass that would make Adele go mute in disgust? This bitch can't sing, can't act, can't do anything but suck cock. We all know the Kardashians are a joke, but THIS isn't funny anymore.

Here's the REAL Kim Kardashian...a sub-human wasteland of cellulite. You can practically smell fish when you look at that photo. There is only one word for such a festering toxic dump with goofy eyes, sycamore thighs and a kumquat-sized brain. It is...

DISGUSTING!

Move Over, Ramone...Summer Turned to Winter

In case you didn't know it, or care, Johnny Winter was one of the "Top 100" guitarists of all time.

The trouble with that, is that if you don't have a decent song, it really doesn't matter.

Fortunately for Johnny Winter, a lot of assholes dig white people doing the blues, and with all due respect to the great stone face Eric Clapton, NOBODY was WHITER than Johnny Winter.

His website hasn't yet acknowledged he died. But they do have a full page commercial on the opening page for his 70th birthday and the big box set commemorating it:

Notice there was no "hit song" to mention? "Johnny B. Goode," really? "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo?" Christ, I wasn't all that thrilled with Chuck Berry and his sound-alike 2-minute shit, and don't expect me to love retarded songs with "Hoochie Koo" in the title. And I'm not a big fan of ANY rock song that is all about liking rock and roll and how wonderful it is.

Fans of "guitar heroes" made sure this guy always had work, and good for him. He also had a brother who had a freak hit with "Frankenstein," which nobody plays anymore except around Halloween.

I think one of the things that every musician dreads...and every entertainer who does a lot of touring...is dropping dead on the road. To die alone in a hotel room...worn out and exhausted from travel...not exactly glamorous. The idea is to drop dead ON STAGE, and not be another Don Drysdale or Gene Pitney.

Of course the Seniormoles of the world think this IS romantic, and they figure their faves have nothing better to do than play the same songs in front of assholes crying WOOHOO and not paying attention and talking on cellphones and acting like it's just a freak show. Speaking of which, I liked the ever-PC N.Y. Times noting that he was famous for his "long white hair," without also explaining in the next sentence that he was an albino, which was quite a novelty. Don't kid yourself on how many druggie assholes in college dorms had one of his albums and mentioned this awesome detail.

So...social media and the rest have shoved aside the last of the Ramones, and will start carrying on about this "legend," who was albino, had a lot of tattoos, said very little, and played bloooooze guitar REALFAST. And look for some people on YouTube making a few hundred bucks by posting "last concert of Johnny Winter" bootleg videos for the morbid.

The Heroine of the Google Exec HEROIN story

It's a lesson for us all. When a GOOGLE executive dies...the world stands still. An arrest must be made. Bail must be denied.

Oh, the needle and the damage done...

What do you suppose would've happened if this cunt hadn't been involved with a GOOGLE exec? A GOOGLE exec that, spin-spin-spin, would NEVER do drugs and was a GOOD FAMILY MAN?

Can you say "Casey Anthony?" Can you say "Amanda Knox?" Both of them walked. Nothing people like better than a femme fatale!

Right now this chick would be out on bail and getting her own reality show, and fielding a half-million offer from Vivid to do a porn video...except...the dead guy worked for the powerful Almighty Great God Google.

Her lawyer makes a valid point. Why give a murderous overdose to one of your lucrative clients? Sure, it's possible the woman is simply another Death Knell Mephisto who did it just to be evil, or because "we LIKE to kill things...it's freedom of speech." But it's also possible she didn't know the jerk was dead. Or, she did see that he was as cold as any Google employee, and she walked out figuring her fingerprints were not on the syringe so she was under no obligation to hang around. After all, whores and cops generally don't get along...and had she stayed they could've PUT her fingerprints on the syringe.

No question, having seen her Facebook page, this is your typical heartless, creepy, gothlike, decadent whore-bitch. But compared to a GOOGLE exec...she might not be so bad. And she should be out on bail. After all, GOOGLE CAMERAS would be monitoring her every move!

Is George Clooney anti-semantic?

One of the dirtiest little tricks in the tabloid biz is the "attributed" quote.

George Clooney called The Daily Mail on it, and won. At least won some kind of apology before the editors went into hiding.

Most everyone took, as fact, the story (which you'll find posted here a while ago) about his soon-to-be mother-in-law grumbling that he's not Muslim or a Druze or dark with a big nose. Whatever.

The word play, the semantics, the spin-doctoring...usually it hinges on the convenient phrase "a friend said..."

The Daily Mail didn't actually quote Clooney or anyone in his immediate or future family. The story came from "sources." To say "according to gossip..." wouldn't have readers believe it as fact. But to say "according to a high placed source" or "several people close to Clooney..." and you've GOT SOMETHING. Not the truth. But something.

When I was working for some lesser mags and newspapers, this was a well-known editorial joke. Why do research when you could make something up? Your subject had no case against you. "Several people close to Clooney" could simply mean a taxi driver who was certainly close to him while driving, or a woman who happened to be next to him in an elevator once. That they might've heard some gossip and repeated it...heck, nobody SAID it was THE TRUTH.

So here's George Clooney actually spilling the beans on this practice, and saying "Name your sources..." And the Daily Mail can't. They can hide behind "confidentiality" but they need a lot of mouthwash and spray deodorant to show up in public with that line.

Every now and then (Carol Burnett, Liberace, now Clooney) somebody stands up against "creative" embellishment by a tabloid.

Does this mean that the tabloids will change their ways in trying to get a reader's money and attention? Sources tell me...NO!

Americans believe IMMIGRANTS are STINKING UP AMERICA

What a surprise. A big percentage of Americans say illegal immigrants are the #1 problem.

I'm sure 75% of Americans would list it as ONE of the TOP problems.

America is a nation of immigrants. Aside from a few Native Americans (many of whom wanted to kill the arriving "aliens"), the country is made up mostly by Brits, Poles, Germans, Irish, Russians, Italians and on and on. What they ALL had in common was that they had to come to the USA because of persecution or famine, and were damn glad to get a fresh start...and SPEAK ENGLISH.

That's the difference. Today's average immigrant is a dumb greedy mongrel who expects a free ride, and since so many crawl over from Mexico, they expect to have an easy time and not even have to SPEAK ENGLISH. Sorry, that's the truth. For every hardworking Korean or ambitious Indian or mafia-minded Russian...there are TEN or TWENTY assholes who don't want to do anything much but get free welfare and keep right on babbling in their native language and making babies all day long.

The Americans who don't want to see aliens take over...are being presented as illiterate redneck assholes. Many are, since after all, you have to be a fucking redneck asshole to want to live near the Mexican border...and be dumb enough to be unable to move away and find work elsewhere. But even redneck assholes can be intelligent and have the right point of view.

The point of view is this: America is crowded. It does not need any more people. No country does. The fact that dog-like half-human pests breed huge litters of adorable looking babies with sad brown eyes doesn't mean we have room for them all. Too bad there's no spaying and neutering of humans. Nah, that would make too much sense. As if some humans can control themselves or are any more responsible than a bunch of rabid raccoons.

Lastly, people worry that the arrogant aliens that come here...are going to be selfish and violent. Even a "college educated" alien simian can cause trouble (has anyone forgotten the pig twins who blew up the Boston Marathon). So who the hell wants a bunch of ingrates too lazy to learn English and be presentable? It would be hard to turn down somebody who says, in English, "I am willing to work. I have learned your language. I'm not going to have more than two children..." But Americans are supposed to let themselves be pushed over by a bunch of greedy subhumans who want to overrun someplace good...and make it fester with trash and filth. Racism? No. Common sense. You have pride in something...you want people who also share your pride and not just creeps who want to take what they can take...raping the land and looting the stores and lowering the standard of living.

One hundred years ago, immigrants in general were polite, respectful and even comical. They laughed at their own mannerisms and accents and learned to assimilate. Today's immigrant is more prone to be vicious, stupid and ungrateful with NO interest in learning America's language or customs. Or to even understand the foods Americans customarily eat, like pizza, pastrami on rye with a side of saurkraut, or a big bowl of chop suey.

Since when is a JACKASS entertaining?

"Francis the Talking Mule" may have made people laugh in the 50's...

...but today? It has to be a real jackass...some guy who will do stupid, dangerous, obnoxious "stunts" for attention.

You want to jump your motorcycle over a canyon and risk death? GOOD. You want to tightrope over Niagara Falls and risk death? FINE.

But competitive EATING? This is entertainment?

Unfortunately we've had to deal with "Jackass" movies, and morons becoming famous for stunts...which only encourage more morons.

The bee population is dwindling. People are told to eat less and stop being pigs. So here we have massive coverage on some asshole who wants to drink as much honey as his belly can stand...

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT? It sure ain't for mine.

My idea of entertainment would be if somebody shoots this jackass through the head...while he's grinning and wearing a bullet proof helmet that malfunctions.

RiRi the Jew-Hater - No Surprise Rihanna loves PALESTINE

You remember Rihanna? She's the Nazi-sympathizer who pulled her top up to show off her bra-covered titties...all because GERMANY beat ARGENTINA. As if there's much difference between those two countries.

How is RiRi with the Rear End for a Brain a Nazi sympathizer? I didn't make the connection until today's news:

It only took eight minutes for RiRi to Re-realize that she might have offended a few Jewish fans, a few Jewish promoters...and literally MILLIONS of Christians and Muslims who love Israel and want it to always be free. She offended millions of Americans who know that Israel is the lighthouse from which the free world can keep an eye on the CRAZIES who want to BLOW UP THE PLANET.

But Rihanna wouldn't know about any of that. She seems to just be another black who buys into the idea that Jews are terrible, and nevermind the Jews who got killed being Freedom fighters down south in Alabama in 1963, and the Jews who have known prejudice and oppression and have fought so that everyone can be free of bigotry. Nah, ignorant fools like Rihanna wouldn't know.

The Jews have been told, "Get thee OUT," from everywhere...Russia, Poland, GERMANY...and so they settle in the land of Moses, their land...and they're still told, "Get thee OUT." Out? To where? The Ayatollah had the answer: "wiped off the face of the Earth." In other words, nowhere.

I've never understood this great love SOME people have for Palestinians. They are, at best, as swarthy, as chattery, as religious fanatical, as annoying, as stubborn, and as idiotic as Israelis. BOTH sides have been in the sun too long. In fact the entire collection of Middle Eastern assholes could use air conditioning. And yet the Palestinians can kidnap and kill innocent Israelis, and send bombs and rockets toward Israel, and be as violent as they want...and it's all justified. Because they're not greedy obnoxious selfish swine who want land...and want to encroach on Israeli territory...and in fact obliterate Israel and not share anything. No no no. They're the "Good" guys. Let's blame the JEWS. Why not. That's been going on for 2,000 years.

When blacks riot or kill we hear..."don't blame all blacks." Muslims blow up buildings..."don't blame all Muslims." But then you've got Rihanna, and Mel Gibson, and Gary Oldman, and all sorts of ignorant fools whose claim to fame is memorizing some lines and speaking or singing them...and they'll tell you ALL Jews are bad, and the world would be so much better without them.

Sure, like Syria. Nigeria. Brazil with all its crime. India. These are places anybody would want to visit without a bodyguard? No Jews, so no problem?

RiRi the RETARD makes News by Showing Her Bra

Here's a fucking slut who goes by one name..REE HYENA or whatever it is...

And they usually shorten it to RiRi. That's because Ri-ri-RETARDS can't deal with THREE SYLLABLES.

Oooh. That's hard. REEE-HAAAAA-NAAAAAA.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a shit, and I don't know what the fuss is about. And I can't even keep her and that other asshole straight. What's her name? BEEEE-YONNNN-SAYYYYYY.

I'm glad I'm not on Sirius Satellite Radio, because I'd be fired for calling her a monkey. But she is. You behave like a monkey? You ARE a monkey. You behave like a moron, you ARE a moron. You behave like a shit head, you ARE a shit head.

But people seem to think that calling a black person a monkey is racist. You know who thinks that way? Racists. Racists think that black people look like monkeys because they have dark skin and flat noses, so let's forget that behaving like a simian is much more than that.

Remember the old movies? Some big white thug grabs somebody and he hears, "Hey, take your hands off me, ya big gorilla."

Now you can't call anyone a gorilla...unless they are WHITE. Pretty strange, shit. Well, the last black guy who was called "gorilla" was Joe Frazier, and he was called that by Muhammad Ali. So Ali was a racist?

While you ponder that, ponder REEE-HAAAAA-NAAAAA's itty bitty titties:

Sorry Ri-Ri Retard,I'm not impressed.

First off, Serena Williams has much bigger tits. So does Halle Berry, I think. Or Lil Kim (oof). But a lady doesn't expose herself in public. A monkey might. A chimp. A chimp gets excited, it jumps up and down and bends over and shows ass and genitalia, and if it's an ANGRY excited chimp...wham...the shit literally flies.

Why can't this stupid woman behave in public? Because we have a bunch of retarded dimwits who encourage stupid behavior. And this idiot isn't even saying "if you wanna see my titties, pay for it..." she does it right in the middle of a fucking sports event.

She was THAT excited that Germany won? Really? That's the way a human being acts? Oooh, Germany won! I gotta hoist my titties!

REEEEE-HAAAA-NAAAA is not my idea of a beautiful woman. There are probably prettier monkeys. I think the squirrel monkey is awful cute. And if you move along in the primate family, lemurs are ADORABLE.

But there she is, with her whore make-up, her crappy hair, her idiot tattoo, and the what...leather bra...that she had to show off to celebrate a victory by...

....tell you what, REEEE-HAAAAA-NAAAAAA, you're so excited about Germany winning a fucking soccer match...pack up your shit, put your junk in a trunk, and GO THERE. GO to GERMANY and stay there.