Saturday, July 5, 2014

British Cocksucker Licks 24 Dicks to get Extra Booze. MAMADING!

Disgusted by amusement is the name of the blog...

But disgusting amusement IS the name of the game.

Look, when bukkake and gangbang videos are free downloads on the appropriately named kickass torrent, and Viley Virus simulates blowjobs on stage...WHAT do you expect from an 18 year-old bint?

The British girl, bombed almost out of whatever mind she might have, was happily on vacation in some moronic "hot spot." She was drinking because that's what she's been told is "entertainment," and how to have fun.

So after being plied with more and more, the silly cunt was told she'd get a free "holiday" if she indulged in her own 4th of July hot-dog-eating contest. Just put as many different dicks in your mouth as you can...

Ha ha ho ho hee hee..."holiday" turned out to be just the name of a mixed drink at the bar!

But hey, rather than "twerking" she was just "mamading," which is the latest stupid new word coined by idiots. Not to be pronounced "mama ding" which is the sound of the phone at her mother's house, when she began getting calls laughing at her and her dumbass bitch of a daughter, it's "mah-MAY-ding," which sounds much more like a tropical monkey noise.

Naturally somebody captured this on a cellphone. What else are they for?

I suppose I could find the actual video, and show you her face (she looks like Murray Langston, "the unknown comic" with the pixels that make it seem like she has a bag over her head). Nah, this blog doesn't post naughty photos...because hypocrite Google would insist the blog have one of their ridiculous caveats on it, and you'd have to tick a box saying you're over 18 (even if you're not) to view the pix. Why bother with that idiocy?

Fact is, just type in "British cocksucker" or "Magaluf slut" or whatever at Bing (I don't use Google unless I absolutely have to) and you'll instantly be directed to xhamster and pornhub and all the rest of the free sites that are turning 18 year-old bints into out and out sluts and fools. But that's the "wild wild Internet," and let's not do anything about it. Freedom of speech, you know. Even if porn in the real world is heavily regulated and even zoned out of most every city's prime locations.

I suppose one might mention a double standard here. What if you were offered a "holiday" if you sucked two dozen girls' titties (that's 24 nipples) in under a few minutes? Would you be considered a bint? Or just a devil-may-care sport??

The notion that anyone without a wedding ring should spread STD's all over the world...is SO behind the times.

At the moment, the only thing you really can't do is what Rolf Harris's kangaroo is being tied down for (for about five years). You can't do touchy-feely with an underage girl. But that might change, the more we see underage girls flashing themselves and partying and stripping down at Viley Virus concerts while taking molly. You gotta know that a 13 year-old in Jerry Lee Lewis's era is not nearly as sophisticated as one in Viley's era!

Somebody suggested that the 18 year-old British cocksucker must feel very embarrassed to have a viral video of herself all over the globe. How presumptuous. She's probably fielding reality show offers at this very minute, and Simon Cowell might be auditioning her at this very moment, in just his tiny form-fitting white t-shirt.

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