Sluts and Stripes: America the Doody-Full

This is how America celebrates Independence Day? A layout of attention-seeking media whores? PARIS HILTON...last year's douche? Really?

Paris Hilton couldn't count to four on a calendar. Fourth of July? Her publicist had to tell her. Followed by, "Why not throw a Fourth of July party, get some red white and blue stuff...and remind everyone you're STILL the queen of do-nothing no-talents?"

Capitalism. The bad part about it, is that EVERYTHING is a fucking cash-in. Fourth of July sales. Hot-dog-eating contests. And bimbos trying to generate income by pretending to be patriotic.

The reality of the Fourth of July is buried, just as the founding fathers are.

The Declaration of Independence was the first document to actually refer to "The United States of America." Even so, my country was sharply divided...as it has remained to this very day.

Back then, it was divided between loyalists to the King, and the radicals who wanted to elect a President. Many signers of that declaration lost their lives in the fight...beaten and killed by the loyalists. Many stuck to their ideals even if it cost them their jobs and all their income. They believed in God and heaven and were willing to die for a cause...and be rewarded in the afterlife.

Try telling any of that to Paris Hilton.

Try explaining that to the asshole who ate 61 hot dogs, and then, as if he was fucking Nigel Benn or something, finished this "sports event" by proposing to his girlfriend.

The best part of the Fourth of July, for me, is the SIXTH of July, when all the artificial stupid publicity-generating egomaniacal bullshit is OVER, and people go back to WORK from their 4-day 5-day or even 7-day "weekend." Few go back to doing anything that will make America proud...but at least they aren't embarrassing us around the world with their gluttony and stupidity.